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  1. maninasuitcase

    The crafty beer quiz

    11 out of 20 for me. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/4Pyw4m40y4DvfzGGCtgQ3G4/the-crafty-beer-quiz
  2. OldBlueLady

    I'm a Celebrity get me out of here

    Starts tomorrow night, 10 contestants, plus a couple of spaces for wild card additions. What say the wider SZ public, shall we undertake our usual sweepstake....£10 entry, half of which to the Zone for running costs and half to the winner? Contestants as follows: Helen Flanagan - our Rawsie...
  3. Pale Blue Dot

    the rules of lighter theft

    Here below are the official rules of stealing other people's lighters. Although stealing lighters is despicable and morally wrong, it is always going to happen whether it be an accident or you're going all out to steal it.So I have written the OFFICIAL rules of stealing lighters so we all have a...
  4. Interview with Derek Spence

    here you go.... What a cracking fellow and managed to persuade him to come to the last away game of the season! Cheers Spencey! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - What was Dave Smith like to play for? He was a bit of an enigma. If...
  5. NZamba Legend

    Favourite East Green/Black toilet cubicle?

    This one is for the GENTS only- If all the urinals are full, which do you choose for a p*ss or crafty fag?
  6. Kenny

    Efe Sodje

    Didn't realise he was with Bury these days. Was involved in a bizarre sending off incident on Saturday (and it wasn't Efe who saw red!) http://www.football.virginmedia.com/page/buryvideo/ Very crafty stuff from Efe!
  7. Sammy Shrimp In Vic Ave

    Friday Morning Stop Press!!!! I've Just seen Sammy the Shrimp walking down Victoria Avenue. I never knew he was a real shrimp with a real life? I thought hew only existed at Roots Hall? Does he work at Customs or something? Or was he going to the public enquiry to add his voice? Which presents...
  8. Parkinson....

    Parkinson decides to take advantage of their recent game against Chelsea to improve the farmers chnces of promotion. He hits upon the idea to study the coaching methods of Jose Mourhino. So Phil heads over to South London to take in a Chelsea training session but sees nothing that the farmers...