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  1. Benfleet A1

    It's The Destroy This Town Thread

    Ladies and Gents, nominations please for the town or city that deserves instead annihilation for the good of mankind. I give you the case for Erith. It's the pits, full of grotty, grimy high rise flats with equally grotty low lives residing in them. A duel carriageway runs through it except...
  2. Smudger

    Film Director calls Southend "...a grotty third world Vegas..."

    http://http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/9581125.Film_director_David_Hughes__Southend_is_grotty_Third_World_Vegas/?ref=la I'm currently exiled from the motherland but still have Southend in my heart everywhere I go so I was quite surprised to see the locals commenting on this article twisting the...
  3. DTS

    Mounting a TV on a wall.

    After three months solid work the Mrs and I are weeks away from moving in. We planned to mount our old 32inch tele on the wall in our bedroom. Are all TVs in effect wall monutable or if not how do I know if my TV can be put on the wall? I am not looking for a revolving bracket type thing you...
  4. Benfleet A1

    A Pig 36 Hours

    We all get them, we all have those days when you wish you could turn back the clock and stay in bed but where would be the fun in that. I knew it was coming because I had prior warning that there was no cover for sunday night and I had already been asked to help out. Not a major problem, I...
  5. Slipperduke

    Eastbourne, the worst town ever.

    Eastbourne is the worst town in England. It may even be the worst town in the world. It's a real hellhole. A grotty, stinking crap-tropolis. If Eastbourne was a person, it would be a fat racist in a ****-stained tracksuit. If it was an animal it would be a really big, really persistent wasp that...
  6. seany t

    Buying a house in the current climate

    Her Zoners, wondered what you reckoned to this dilemma. The girlfriend and I have, after 5 years or so of hard saving, raised our 15% deposit needed to get us on the housing ladder / snake. Our income has been approved too, so we are basically free to go off and buy somewhere around London for...
  7. Chairman's Blog - 24th March

    Chairman's Blog As promised the Club’s media department has sifted through all the emails received to date and amalgamated these into the most frequently asked questions including some unusual ones. I am told that some of the emails have been paraphrased but I am sure they include the gist. I...
  8. DTS

    My weird day trip to Bristol.

    Decided to go to Bristol Rovers as its getting close to baby time and I want to be close enough to home so that I can get back incase MrS DtS decided to pop. As we have three weeks to go a look at the fixture list told me this was the last one I could aim for. I am allowing myself home games as...
  9. DTS

    Settle my lunch time debate.

    Ben from work and I were having our daily lunch. We went to one of the many grotty non-english speaking cafe's in Borough High Street. Now I went for a semi-healthy Carbonara as I am remotely trying to be a bit sensible with my food. Ben is a big old lad and really does not care what he eats as...