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  1. Question If the season ended now , who would be your top 3 Players of the Year ?

    The whole question is in the title , and before anyone comes back and says , but it's not the end of the season and lots could happen blah , blah , blah.................. I know all that , so just hyperthetically ( spelt wrong and can't be bothered to check the correct way ! ) , who would you...
  2. A bit of history...

    The first ever web page: http://info.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/TheProject.html Not that exciting in 2013 to be fair :smile:
  3. If we had beaten Brentford.....

    When would the tickets had gone on sale, after yesterdays game was called off on Friday? Yesterday morning or today?. Either way, reckon there would have been disasters. Had it been yesterday in those freezing temps, some fans would have probably got hyperthermia!. Had it been today as the snow...
  4. Winkle

    I am a salmon!

    Yes, I have been thinking today that maybe we have something in common. We have enjoyed the last four years leaving Div 2 to roam around Div 1 and the championship, abit like a salmon that hatches in the stream or river then leaves its small surrounding heading for the open sea and all that life...
  5. Napster

    Future of TV news

    Fascinating stuff. http://paidcontent.co.uk/article/419-prototype-bbc-tv-made-richer-by-hypertext/
  6. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter 8

    Chapter Eight - The Reduced Hypertherpia of the Closed Mancharia Osymandus pulled on a pair of heavy trousers and sucked the fetid air in through his teeth. Behind him, Rick Astley's body congealed silently on the floor, but of all the contributory factors to the awful smell in the room, he was...
  7. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Allergies and allergic reactions??

    Do you or anyone you know suffer with any allergies or allergic reactions?? If so, what have you done about preventing these from happening or tackling them when they are triggered off? I have suffered with 9 attacks in the last 5 years and they have all followed the same patter. These being...
  8. Slipperduke

    Listen To The Lessons Of Clough

    On the weekend that saw the UK release of the Brian Clough movie 'The Damned United', it was alarming to see Manchester United's discipline crumbling in a way that 'Old Big 'Ed' would never have tolerated. The legendary Nottingham Forest and Derby manager was rarely short of a quote and I can...
  9. bluebrian

    What a fantastic time to be a Shrimper

    Sitting here trying to get back in to my work. Start doing something and then my mind wanders back to Saturday afternoon and I just sit there with a big grin over my face. One of the things I was thinking about is how much better it can get. For me I will take mid-table this season as long as...
  10. Slipperduke

    Arsenal Put Plenty Past Twente

    Crisis? What crisis? Arsenal's early season jitters were massaged away last night with a comfortably comprehensive victory over FC Twente that secured their place in the group stages of the Champions League. In today's hyper-sensitive, overly-neurotic game, it doesn't take much to put that 'c'...
  11. lee_sufc

    Red Bush Tea

    Has anyone tried this yet? Tried some today, thought it smelt wierd but tasted pretty good. It's also supposed to be good for you too: Additional Benefits Japanese scientific research has shown intriguing beneficial effects in constipation, liver function, blood sugar levels, skin diseases...
  12. Davros

    Could you...

    We were having a hyperthetical discussion at work... ...If you got paid your entire yearly salary up front for the year in Jan, would you be able to budget, and plan your way through to December.... or would you have ******* it all by the end of Feb?
  13. Xàbia Shrimper

    It's coming ...

    "The United States has overstepped its borders in all spheres - economic, political and humanitarian, and has imposed itself on other states. Local and regional wars did not get fewer, the number of people who died did not get less but increased. We see no kind of restraint - a hyper-inflated...
  14. shrimperman

    How much?

    Totally hyperthetical but... whats your realistic valuation of our current crop 'top' of players? and, what value do you think Ron would be willing to let them go at? *Flavs? *Barrett? *Kev? *Gutteridge? *Freddy? *Gray?