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  1. Razam


    Yes I know podcasts are old school, but I've just started listening to this one (recommended to be by a work colleague) and am hooked :stunned: I'm umming & erring each episode as to whether he's guilty or not. In brief; based in the US, a guy has been locked up for the last 15 years for the...
  2. Vodafone

    Found this on another forum, had me in stitches! Dear All I thought I would share my ongoing, and unresolved, problems with Vodafone in case anyone had never used their crummy tax-avoiding service before. In summary, I have spoken to a total of 14 (forteen) different customer services...
  3. Mad Cyril

    Scam phonecalls at work

    A few times a year I receive phonecalls at work from people that know my name and generally claim to be: 1. Checking I will be around to take delivery of a high value item from Microsoft or Sun microsystems. 2. Saying they are HR and asking my desk number and who sits next to me. Does anyone...
  4. Slipperduke

    Adebayor - No Loss

    Generally, when a club agrees to sell their top goalscorer, you can expect a certain reaction from the supporters. It tends to range from anywhere between frenzied phonecalls to the local radio station and furious protests against the chairman in the carpark. Occasionally, in really serious...
  5. Slipperduke

    Exclusive from Adrian Clarke

    After yesterday's 'vital' story linking Adrian Clarke with a return to Roots Hall as player-coach, I spoke to the man himself to find out the truth behind the tittle-tattle. A mercurial left-winger at Roots Hall in the late 90s, Clarke has issued a 'come and get me' plea to Steve Tilson. "I've...
  6. Slipperduke


    December is a busy time of year over here in England. There's Christmas shopping to be done, Christmas decorations to be arranged, Christmas trees to be purchased. In short, there's a whole lot of Christmas going on. Most of us spend these early weeks of the month constructing an enormous...
  7. Smudger

    Biggest Bunny Boiler

    A few years back my mate came back to find his ex-girlfriend in his flat wearing his clothes and sitting on his sofa saying she'd decided to move back in. This was three months after they had split up and in the intervening time she had bombarded him with a mixture of abusive texts and...