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  1. HELP

    Staff Xmas bash last night, Mr McScriv's head is pounding and I need to get in tip top shape for Spurs tonight. Need some cures for a hangover, already polished off a MaccyD's Sausage and Egg McMuffin and drunk about 2ltr's of water but it hasn't helped. I open the floor to SZ...
  2. Slipperduke

    Drinking on a school night...

    I feel absolutely terrible. I'm slugging away at water, but it's just vanishing on contact with my dehydrated system. Sugary tea is only exacerbating the acrid, supulchral taste in my mouth. I had a Sausage & Egg McMuffin, which may have been pushing my luck. I keep hearing a...
  3. J

    Just got Back

    well, that was a longer drive than expected.. i thought after the 3rd time we passed that petrol station (sausage roll, ham and cheese and chicken pasty please) we might have been a bit unco-ordinated.. but complete faith was put in our driver.. SMIFFY the magical mystery tour come to a...
  4. FLAVIA

    Yorkshire Blues

    Stood near the Yorkshire Blues on Sat. Made a lot of noise with the constant chanting of "Yorkshire Blues "etc Made for a good atmosphere.Had a good laugh too when they sang "meat pie,sausage roll, come on Southend give us a goal" Seemed to work of course. Well done lads -...

  5. 100 Days to the Centenary

    On 19 May 1906, a meeting was held at the Blue Boar and the team we all love, Southend United FC, was born. In 100 days time Southend United will be due it's telegram from The Queen to celebrate 100 years since it's birth. However, with 100 days to go it would seem to Joe Public that -...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. * ORM *

    Sausages

    Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 pence. Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said "Are...
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    • continued didn dru guinness money sausage whisky
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Mad Cyril

    Scampi 'n Lemon Nik Naks....

    I know these have been back on the streets for a while but I have only just got round to buying a packet and these little numbers have gone straight in at no 1 on my favourite crisp hit parade. If only golden wonder would see fit to re-release chicken flavour wickas then my life would be...

  8. Friday

    MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts." KEN Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his...
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    • anchor arran bbc brough didn ish lifting mccoy millionaire oxford practising rugby sausage sky sports snatch sports walsh
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Usual_Suspect

    Nothing like a free breakfast

    Just had my free muffin from the house of Benji, egg, sausage and cheese. Absoultly lovely, could have been abit more generous with the ketchup but hey I'm not one to complain. Thank you The Evening Standard (but your still a cr*p read)
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