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  1. Labour v Letwin

    The ghastly Diane Abbott and her cronies are really giving it to poor old Olly,30 year's and Abbott still demands blood!.Letwin apologised for his view 30 year's ago yet the Labour snides still demand more.Chukka and another old boot scream racist and disgusting regarding Letwin's remarks...
  2. * ORM *

    Did you know ?

    Just reminiscing and it occurred to me that there are people young enough here not to know things about our great town. I'll start with footie related ones since that was what I was thinking about. Football at Snakes Lane where David Lloyd is now. The home of Hawthorna FC. Nice slope and if...
  3. Napster


  4. Mad Cyril

    wearing trainers to/from work.

    I have noticed that I am wearing out a lot if shoes walking between Fenchurch Street and Fleet Street. In order to reduce my expenses and save a few snakes/crocodiles I have started to wear a pair of Asics running shoes to/from work. What are peoples views on this?
  5. southend4ever

    Old school Brain Torment

    Stare at the image and it moves... but why?
  6. chadded

    What a twonk

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/8594267.stm Some geezer plans to spend 121 days in a room with 40 deadly snakes in order to gain a world record. Being a man, I don't have many weaknesses. Snakes however, are one of the few I have.
  7. Slipperduke

    Deadline Day Drama! (sort of)

    Transfer deadline day is one of the most exciting of the season and, with the window slamming shut right on our deadline, you're not going to miss a thing. We told Iain Macintosh to power up his Blackberry, stay tuned to the news and scour the internet for rumours. Here's how his day panned...
  8. Slipperduke

    Rafa's Poisonous Glow

    There is a frog in Central America, the strawberry poison dart frog, that is born bright red as a warning to predators of the poison that lurks in its blood stream. It is not the only creature whose colour signifies danger. Certain snakes, insects and the oft-spotted Rafa Benitez all share the...
  9. Napster

    Carl Hutchings

    Welcome From Carl Hutchings (8) Hi Everyone Welcome to the coolest blog on the web, over the next few months I wish to share with you some of the most important stuff that Ive learnt over the past 2 years that has help me change my life forever. First I wish to share with you a...
  10. pickledseal

    An appeal for your help...

    Dear All... As some of you already know, This July, I will be traveling to the Tigray region of Ethiopia with CAFOD, to work with disadvantaged children. The duration of my assignment will be for six weeks, during which time I shall be working within a local community at a school in Mekelle...
  11. Xàbia Shrimper


  12. canveyshrimper

    Friday's very sill joke

    Two snakes are slthering through the jungle, when one says. " Hey dad, remind me are we crushers or poisoners?" "We are crushers son, why do you ask?" "Cos I just bit my tongue"