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  1. DTS

    Would you support a readers wives section on Szone?

    Last night after I would say 6-7 pints at the SZBC, Josh C came up with the brilliant idea of a readers wives style section on the zone. This would of course be a 16+ area so as not to enrage the many younger readers parents. The basic principle is that we would have a adults only section where...
  2. This summer

    This summer. Obviously a relief for the wives and g/fs and those that arent sure of there sexuality yet ( Dts ) but dont tell him I said so .. What are your plans for this sad time of no Sufc ...Im bored already.... I have an idea to go back to Kenya for a few weeks and see how it has...
  3. Always look on the bright side

    8 points clear of 3rd ( 9 including goal difference ) just 4 to play , 2 at home , the rest cant seem to buy a couple of consecutive wins only fly on the ointment Barnsley found there scoring boots today , but rest easy fellow SZ ers after the gloom of yesterday we can all breathe easy stop...
  4. "The Champions-elect...."

    Another Yeovil viewpoint this time from The excellent Ciderspace. Highly recommended read, a comprehensive and insightful report. My favourite quote:
  5. Richard_Cadette

    Celeb Spotting!

    So, has anyone managed to bump into any of our illustrious squad since the season drew to a close? I only start this topic as I had the pleasure (sort of!) of bumping into Mr Maher in the changing rooms of Cecil Gee at Lakeside on Saturday. A surreal experience if nothing else.... I think...
  6. Come on guys lets be honest!

    I have waded through all 29,or was it 30 pages, about the fight and tried desperately hard to reply yesterday. I am appalled at how so many of you are quick to slur the names of a nice bunch of lads just because of their association with Ginge and his son due to the trouble on Saturday. Let's...
  7. Free self defence classes.

    If any of you have wives or ladie friends that wish to learn a practical and very direct way of dealing with aggresive behaviour, feel free to contact the uk Wing chun kung fu association on: 07860 276923 or go to www.ukwingchun.com for further details. Thankyou.
  8. Russian Footballer's Wives

    These photos are appearing in the Russian press during Euro 2004 to cheer up the players, who have been forced to leave their wives at home.... http://www.kp.ru/slide/detail/35/1/
  9. Hatrick

    Bollox, i lost out on promotion on Goal Difference 1 f**king goal. Series: VI.540 (7143)   Country:  England   Level:  6 out of 6 Team Played Goals Points 1. Frank's All Stars 14 71 - 10 39 2. Southend United FC 14 67 - 7 39 3. gravyfc 14 18 - 25 20 4. The Steroids 14 23 - 42 18...
  10. Durera

    Woman gives birth to her own grandchildren

    <span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>Apparently, the woman in question&#39;s just given birth to her own twin grandchildren. This is because the &#39;parents&#39; needed a surrogate mother to carry them. Is it me or is this a little off?&#33; Or is it something from &#39;Footballers...