101 Reasons We'll Win!

[Jedi Shrimper]

Can we come up with 101 reasons that we'll win? Serious or daft, all welcome!

I'll kick off with a few serious ones....

1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.

Over to you!

 

[Uncle Leo]

1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC

 

[Southminster Shrimper]

1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.

 

[David Icke]

1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8)We've never lost in a playoffs final.

 

[Uncle Leo]

1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division

 

[MK Shrimper]

1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.

 

[Crawliano]

1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart

 

[Jam_Man]

1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)Flavs

 

[HudsonNo1]

1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!

 

[OldBlueLady]

1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!
14) I am not doing a live radio interview this time, it's not gone well the last two times I have!

 

[jassyfa1]

1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!
14) I am not doing a live radio interview this time, it's not gone well the last two times I have!

15) It's Pac Mans birthday today and he plays in yellow

 

[Uncle Leo]

1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!
14) I am not doing a live radio interview this time, it's not gone well the last two times I have!
15) It's Pac Mans birthday today and he plays in yellow
16) If we don't win then Michael Timlin split his head open for no good reason. That can't be allowed to happen.

 

[Bkdside]

1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!
14) I am not doing a live radio interview this time, it's not gone well the last two times I have!
15) It's Pac Mans birthday today and he plays in yellow
16) If we don't win then Michael Timlin split his head open for no good reason. That can't be allowed to happen.]
17) Because the smoke bombs will create a better atmosphere and therefore motivating our team to kick the ball in the net more times than a motivated Bentley (again due to smoke bombs) lets them in his net.

 

[manor15]

1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!
14) I am not doing a live radio interview this time, it's not gone well the last two times I have!
15) It's Pac Mans birthday today and he plays in yellow
16) If we don't win then Michael Timlin split his head open for no good reason. That can't be allowed to happen.]
17) Because the smoke bombs will create a better atmosphere and therefore motivating our team to kick the ball in the net more times than a motivated Bentley (again due to smoke bombs) lets them in his net.
18) Gareth Ainsworth is a ******

 

[Juggler90]

1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!
14) I am not doing a live radio interview this time, it's not gone well the last two times I have!
15) It's Pac Mans birthday today and he plays in yellow
16) If we don't win then Michael Timlin split his head open for no good reason. That can't be allowed to happen.]
17) Because the smoke bombs will create a better atmosphere and therefore motivating our team to kick the ball in the net more times than a motivated Bentley (again due to smoke bombs) lets them in his net.
18) Gareth Ainsworth is a ******
19) We've never lost a play off final before when there has been a bomb scare the day before affecting Britain's Got Talent auditions

 

[Agent Lomas]

1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!
14) I am not doing a live radio interview this time, it's not gone well the last two times I have!
15) It's Pac Mans birthday today and he plays in yellow
16) If we don't win then Michael Timlin split his head open for no good reason. That can't be allowed to happen.]
17) Because the smoke bombs will create a better atmosphere and therefore motivating our team to kick the ball in the net more times than a motivated Bentley (again due to smoke bombs) lets them in his net.
18) Gareth Ainsworth is a ******
19) We've never lost a play off final before when there has been a bomb scare the day before affecting Britain's Got Talent auditions
20) We play proper football, Wycombe don't.

 

[dbailey3]

1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!
14) I am not doing a live radio interview this time, it's not gone well the last two times I have!
15) It's Pac Mans birthday today and he plays in yellow
16) If we don't win then Michael Timlin split his head open for no good reason. That can't be allowed to happen.]
17) Because the smoke bombs will create a better atmosphere and therefore motivating our team to kick the ball in the net more times than a motivated Bentley (again due to smoke bombs) lets them in his net.
18) Gareth Ainsworth is a ******
19) We've never lost a play off final before when there has been a bomb scare the day before affecting Britain's Got Talent auditions
20) We play proper football, Wycombe don't.
21) Wycombe need a right kick up the ***

 

[JoshC]

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1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!
14) I am not doing a live radio interview this time, it's not gone well the last two times I have!
15) It's Pac Mans birthday today and he plays in yellow
16) If we don't win then Michael Timlin split his head open for no good reason. That can't be allowed to happen.]
17) Because the smoke bombs will create a better atmosphere and therefore motivating our team to kick the ball in the net more times than a motivated Bentley (again due to smoke bombs) lets them in his net.
18) Gareth Ainsworth is a ******
19) We've never lost a play off final before when there has been a bomb scare the day before affecting Britain's Got Talent auditions
20) We play proper football, Wycombe don't.
21) Wycombe need a right kick up the ***
22) Shrimps taste better than chairs​

 

[Uncle Leo]

1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!
14) I am not doing a live radio interview this time, it's not gone well the last two times I have!
15) It's Pac Mans birthday today and he plays in yellow
16) If we don't win then Michael Timlin split his head open for no good reason. That can't be allowed to happen.]
17) Because the smoke bombs will create a better atmosphere and therefore motivating our team to kick the ball in the net more times than a motivated Bentley (again due to smoke bombs) lets them in his net.
18) Gareth Ainsworth is a ******
19) We've never lost a play off final before when there has been a bomb scare the day before affecting Britain's Got Talent auditions
20) We play proper football, Wycombe don't.
21) Wycombe need a right kick up the ***
22) Shrimps taste better than chairs
23) When it comes to celebrity fans, Alison Moyet > Alan Parry