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SZ's Official Accountant⭐
1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!
14) I am not doing a live radio interview this time, it's not gone well the last two times I have!
15) It's Pac Mans birthday today and he plays in yellow
16) If we don't win then Michael Timlin split his head open for no good reason. That can't be allowed to happen.
17) Because the smoke bombs will create a better atmosphere and therefore motivating our team to kick the ball in the net more times than a motivated Bentley (again due to smoke bombs) lets them in his net.
18) Gareth Ainsworth is a ******
19) We've never lost a play off final before when there has been a bomb scare the day before affecting Britain's Got Talent auditions
20) We play proper football, Wycombe don't.
21) Wycombe need a right kick up the ***
22) Shrimps taste better than chairs
23) When it comes to celebrity fans, Alison Moyet > Alan Parry
24) Wycombe Wanderers is an anagram of COMPLETE AND UTTER *******S
25) Stockport away, Peterborough away, Bury away, Lincoln at Cardiff, Swansea away. Seen all of those and Wembley tomorrow is no exception. The start of our historic third double promotion
26) SZ posters fail when it comes to "copy & paste", meaning we are original and don't just copy everyone else
27) Someone has to win the game, it may as well be us
28) Matt Harrold can't score against us
29) If we score the most goals
30) Because we're not playing in a one off grey shirt
31) We've got recent Wembley experience, they haven't
32) Because I can't go
33) I've seen us play in yellow 4 times - 3 wins, 1 draw
34) High Wycombe is a **** name for a town
35) It's our time
36) Becuase we are SOUTHEND. Theyt are lowlife from a $hite county that doesm;t even have a cricket team (unless you count Minor Counties, in which case youy are a sad lowlife). We are from ESSEX. We are going to do this. C'mon people. These people are inland they were nott in the opln vanguard for German invasion. We withstood that. We are SOUTHEND.
37) We've got the better ice cream (Rossi's)
38) Our pier is longer
39) Our lifeboat is more seaworthy than their pedalo.
40) Bill Bradshaw is a complete dick on BBC Breakfast
41) Because that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!
14) I am not doing a live radio interview this time, it's not gone well the last two times I have!
15) It's Pac Mans birthday today and he plays in yellow
16) If we don't win then Michael Timlin split his head open for no good reason. That can't be allowed to happen.
17) Because the smoke bombs will create a better atmosphere and therefore motivating our team to kick the ball in the net more times than a motivated Bentley (again due to smoke bombs) lets them in his net.
18) Gareth Ainsworth is a ******
19) We've never lost a play off final before when there has been a bomb scare the day before affecting Britain's Got Talent auditions
20) We play proper football, Wycombe don't.
21) Wycombe need a right kick up the ***
22) Shrimps taste better than chairs
23) When it comes to celebrity fans, Alison Moyet > Alan Parry
24) Wycombe Wanderers is an anagram of COMPLETE AND UTTER *******S
25) Stockport away, Peterborough away, Bury away, Lincoln at Cardiff, Swansea away. Seen all of those and Wembley tomorrow is no exception. The start of our historic third double promotion
26) SZ posters fail when it comes to "copy & paste", meaning we are original and don't just copy everyone else
27) Someone has to win the game, it may as well be us
28) Matt Harrold can't score against us
29) If we score the most goals
30) Because we're not playing in a one off grey shirt
31) We've got recent Wembley experience, they haven't
32) Because I can't go
33) I've seen us play in yellow 4 times - 3 wins, 1 draw
34) High Wycombe is a **** name for a town
35) It's our time
36) Becuase we are SOUTHEND. Theyt are lowlife from a $hite county that doesm;t even have a cricket team (unless you count Minor Counties, in which case youy are a sad lowlife). We are from ESSEX. We are going to do this. C'mon people. These people are inland they were nott in the opln vanguard for German invasion. We withstood that. We are SOUTHEND.
37) We've got the better ice cream (Rossi's)
38) Our pier is longer
39) Our lifeboat is more seaworthy than their pedalo.
40) Bill Bradshaw is a complete dick on BBC Breakfast
41) Because that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!
