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101 Reasons We'll Win!

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1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!
14) I am not doing a live radio interview this time, it's not gone well the last two times I have!
15) It's Pac Mans birthday today and he plays in yellow
16) If we don't win then Michael Timlin split his head open for no good reason. That can't be allowed to happen.
17) Because the smoke bombs will create a better atmosphere and therefore motivating our team to kick the ball in the net more times than a motivated Bentley (again due to smoke bombs) lets them in his net.
18) Gareth Ainsworth is a ******
19) We've never lost a play off final before when there has been a bomb scare the day before affecting Britain's Got Talent auditions
20) We play proper football, Wycombe don't.
21) Wycombe need a right kick up the ***
22) Shrimps taste better than chairs
23) When it comes to celebrity fans, Alison Moyet > Alan Parry
24) Wycombe Wanderers is an anagram of COMPLETE AND UTTER *******S
25) Stockport away, Peterborough away, Bury away, Lincoln at Cardiff, Swansea away. Seen all of those and Wembley tomorrow is no exception. The start of our historic third double promotion
26) SZ posters fail when it comes to "copy & paste", meaning we are original and don't just copy everyone else
27) Someone has to win the game, it may as well be us
28) Matt Harrold can't score against us
29) If we score the most goals
30) Because we're not playing in a one off grey shirt
31) We've got recent Wembley experience, they haven't
32) Because I can't go
33) I've seen us play in yellow 4 times - 3 wins, 1 draw
34) High Wycombe is a **** name for a town
35) It's our time
36) Because we are SOUTHEND. Theyt are lowlife from a $hite county that doesn't even have a cricket team (unless you count Minor Counties, in which case youy are a sad lowlife). We are from ESSEX. We are going to do this. C'mon people. These people are inland they were not in the opln vanguard for German invasion. We withstood that. We are SOUTHEND.
37) We've got the better ice cream (Rossi's)
38) Our pier is longer
39) Our lifeboat is more seaworthy than their pedalo.
40) Bill Bradshaw is a complete dick on BBC Breakfast
41) Because that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!
42) Because we aint beat Wycombe this season, so law of averages says we owe them one
43) Ron's hair has magical qualities. FACT
44) Yorkshire Blue is Corrgasming everywhere
45) I have never seen Southend lose at Wembley on a Saturday
46) I used to work with a Wycombe fan, in fact I think he might have been involved at board level...he was a ****
47) Because some of us went to Hartlepool away
48) We are playing in Yellow, which in Asian Culture is seen as the colour forGLORY!!
49) when we beat Lincoln the year ended in a 5
50) Because I don't post messages very often
51) because there be more Southend then Wycombe fans
52) Because some of us couldn't go to Hartlepool away
53) Cos Tilly says so
54) Because we've never been promoted the day after a 4.2 magnitude earthquake in Kent that was felt in Southend
55) Because the 23rd May is my birthday
56) we conceded 4 at Stevenage and beat them, we also conceded 4 at wycombe...
 
1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!
14) I am not doing a live radio interview this time, it's not gone well the last two times I have!
15) It's Pac Mans birthday today and he plays in yellow
16) If we don't win then Michael Timlin split his head open for no good reason. That can't be allowed to happen.
17) Because the smoke bombs will create a better atmosphere and therefore motivating our team to kick the ball in the net more times than a motivated Bentley (again due to smoke bombs) lets them in his net.
18) Gareth Ainsworth is a ******
19) We've never lost a play off final before when there has been a bomb scare the day before affecting Britain's Got Talent auditions
20) We play proper football, Wycombe don't.
21) Wycombe need a right kick up the ***
22) Shrimps taste better than chairs
23) When it comes to celebrity fans, Alison Moyet > Alan Parry
24) Wycombe Wanderers is an anagram of COMPLETE AND UTTER *******S
25) Stockport away, Peterborough away, Bury away, Lincoln at Cardiff, Swansea away. Seen all of those and Wembley tomorrow is no exception. The start of our historic third double promotion
26) SZ posters fail when it comes to "copy & paste", meaning we are original and don't just copy everyone else
27) Someone has to win the game, it may as well be us
28) Matt Harrold can't score against us
29) If we score the most goals
30) Because we're not playing in a one off grey shirt
31) We've got recent Wembley experience, they haven't
32) Because I can't go
33) I've seen us play in yellow 4 times - 3 wins, 1 draw
34) High Wycombe is a **** name for a town
35) It's our time
36) Because we are SOUTHEND. Theyt are lowlife from a $hite county that doesn't even have a cricket team (unless you count Minor Counties, in which case youy are a sad lowlife). We are from ESSEX. We are going to do this. C'mon people. These people are inland they were not in the opln vanguard for German invasion. We withstood that. We are SOUTHEND.
37) We've got the better ice cream (Rossi's)
38) Our pier is longer
39) Our lifeboat is more seaworthy than their pedalo.
40) Bill Bradshaw is a complete dick on BBC Breakfast
41) Because that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!
42) Because we aint beat Wycombe this season, so law of averages says we owe them one
43) Ron's hair has magical qualities. FACT
44) Yorkshire Blue is Corrgasming everywhere
45) I have never seen Southend lose at Wembley on a Saturday
46) I used to work with a Wycombe fan, in fact I think he might have been involved at board level...he was a ****
47) Because some of us went to Hartlepool away
48) We are playing in Yellow, which in Asian Culture is seen as the colour forGLORY!!
49) when we beat Lincoln the year ended in a 5
50) Because I don't post messages very often
51) because there be more Southend then Wycombe fans
52) Because some of us couldn't go to Hartlepool away
53) Cos Tilly says so
54) Because we've never been promoted the day after a 4.2 magnitude earthquake in Kent that was felt in Southend
55) Because the 23rd May is my birthday
56) we conceded 4 at Stevenage and beat them, we also conceded 4 at wycombe...
57) Because the after match Curry in Brick Lane will be so much better that the 0ne after Crewe was.
 
1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!
14) I am not doing a live radio interview this time, it's not gone well the last two times I have!
15) It's Pac Mans birthday today and he plays in yellow
16) If we don't win then Michael Timlin split his head open for no good reason. That can't be allowed to happen.
17) Because the smoke bombs will create a better atmosphere and therefore motivating our team to kick the ball in the net more times than a motivated Bentley (again due to smoke bombs) lets them in his net.
18) Gareth Ainsworth is a ******
19) We've never lost a play off final before when there has been a bomb scare the day before affecting Britain's Got Talent auditions
20) We play proper football, Wycombe don't.
21) Wycombe need a right kick up the ***
22) Shrimps taste better than chairs
23) When it comes to celebrity fans, Alison Moyet > Alan Parry
24) Wycombe Wanderers is an anagram of COMPLETE AND UTTER *******S
25) Stockport away, Peterborough away, Bury away, Lincoln at Cardiff, Swansea away. Seen all of those and Wembley tomorrow is no exception. The start of our historic third double promotion
26) SZ posters fail when it comes to "copy & paste", meaning we are original and don't just copy everyone else
27) Someone has to win the game, it may as well be us
28) Matt Harrold can't score against us
29) If we score the most goals
30) Because we're not playing in a one off grey shirt
31) We've got recent Wembley experience, they haven't
32) Because I can't go
33) I've seen us play in yellow 4 times - 3 wins, 1 draw
34) High Wycombe is a **** name for a town
35) It's our time
36) Because we are SOUTHEND. Theyt are lowlife from a $hite county that doesn't even have a cricket team (unless you count Minor Counties, in which case youy are a sad lowlife). We are from ESSEX. We are going to do this. C'mon people. These people are inland they were not in the opln vanguard for German invasion. We withstood that. We are SOUTHEND.
37) We've got the better ice cream (Rossi's)
38) Our pier is longer
39) Our lifeboat is more seaworthy than their pedalo.
40) Bill Bradshaw is a complete dick on BBC Breakfast
41) Because that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!
42) Because we aint beat Wycombe this season, so law of averages says we owe them one
43) Ron's hair has magical qualities. FACT
44) Yorkshire Blue is Corrgasming everywhere
45) I have never seen Southend lose at Wembley on a Saturday
46) I used to work with a Wycombe fan, in fact I think he might have been involved at board level...he was a ****
47) Because some of us went to Hartlepool away
48) We are playing in Yellow, which in Asian Culture is seen as the colour forGLORY!!
49) when we beat Lincoln the year ended in a 5
50) Because I don't post messages very often
51) because there be more Southend then Wycombe fans
52) Because some of us couldn't go to Hartlepool away
53) Cos Tilly says so
54) Because we've never been promoted the day after a 4.2 magnitude earthquake in Kent that was felt in Southend
55) Because the 23rd May is my birthday
56) we conceded 4 at Stevenage and beat them, we also conceded 4 at wycombe...
57) Because the after match Curry in Brick Lane will be so much better that the 0ne after Crewe was.
58) Quartered shirts are a bit rugby union.
 
1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!
14) I am not doing a live radio interview this time, it's not gone well the last two times I have!
15) It's Pac Mans birthday today and he plays in yellow
16) If we don't win then Michael Timlin split his head open for no good reason. That can't be allowed to happen.
17) Because the smoke bombs will create a better atmosphere and therefore motivating our team to kick the ball in the net more times than a motivated Bentley (again due to smoke bombs) lets them in his net.
18) Gareth Ainsworth is a ******
19) We've never lost a play off final before when there has been a bomb scare the day before affecting Britain's Got Talent auditions
20) We play proper football, Wycombe don't.
21) Wycombe need a right kick up the ***
22) Shrimps taste better than chairs
23) When it comes to celebrity fans, Alison Moyet > Alan Parry
24) Wycombe Wanderers is an anagram of COMPLETE AND UTTER *******S
25) Stockport away, Peterborough away, Bury away, Lincoln at Cardiff, Swansea away. Seen all of those and Wembley tomorrow is no exception. The start of our historic third double promotion
26) SZ posters fail when it comes to "copy & paste", meaning we are original and don't just copy everyone else
27) Someone has to win the game, it may as well be us
28) Matt Harrold can't score against us
29) If we score the most goals
30) Because we're not playing in a one off grey shirt
31) We've got recent Wembley experience, they haven't
32) Because I can't go
33) I've seen us play in yellow 4 times - 3 wins, 1 draw
34) High Wycombe is a **** name for a town
35) It's our time
36) Because we are SOUTHEND. Theyt are lowlife from a $hite county that doesn't even have a cricket team (unless you count Minor Counties, in which case youy are a sad lowlife). We are from ESSEX. We are going to do this. C'mon people. These people are inland they were not in the opln vanguard for German invasion. We withstood that. We are SOUTHEND.
37) We've got the better ice cream (Rossi's)
38) Our pier is longer
39) Our lifeboat is more seaworthy than their pedalo.
40) Bill Bradshaw is a complete dick on BBC Breakfast
41) Because that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!
42) Because we aint beat Wycombe this season, so law of averages says we owe them one
43) Ron's hair has magical qualities. FACT
44) Yorkshire Blue is Corrgasming everywhere
45) I have never seen Southend lose at Wembley on a Saturday
46) I used to work with a Wycombe fan, in fact I think he might have been involved at board level...he was a ****
47) Because some of us went to Hartlepool away
48) We are playing in Yellow, which in Asian Culture is seen as the colour forGLORY!!
49) when we beat Lincoln the year ended in a 5
50) Because I don't post messages very often
51) because there be more Southend then Wycombe fans
52) Because some of us couldn't go to Hartlepool away
53) Cos Tilly says so
54) Because we've never been promoted the day after a 4.2 magnitude earthquake in Kent that was felt in Southend
55) Because the 23rd May is my birthday
56) we conceded 4 at Stevenage and beat them, we also conceded 4 at wycombe...
57) Because the after match Curry in Brick Lane will be so much better that the 0ne after Crewe was.
58) Quartered shirts are a bit rugby union.
59) Mark Lawrenson has tipped Wycombe to win
 
1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!
14) I am not doing a live radio interview this time, it's not gone well the last two times I have!
15) It's Pac Mans birthday today and he plays in yellow
16) If we don't win then Michael Timlin split his head open for no good reason. That can't be allowed to happen.
17) Because the smoke bombs will create a better atmosphere and therefore motivating our team to kick the ball in the net more times than a motivated Bentley (again due to smoke bombs) lets them in his net.
18) Gareth Ainsworth is a ******
19) We've never lost a play off final before when there has been a bomb scare the day before affecting Britain's Got Talent auditions
20) We play proper football, Wycombe don't.
21) Wycombe need a right kick up the ***
22) Shrimps taste better than chairs
23) When it comes to celebrity fans, Alison Moyet > Alan Parry
24) Wycombe Wanderers is an anagram of COMPLETE AND UTTER *******S
25) Stockport away, Peterborough away, Bury away, Lincoln at Cardiff, Swansea away. Seen all of those and Wembley tomorrow is no exception. The start of our historic third double promotion
26) SZ posters fail when it comes to "copy & paste", meaning we are original and don't just copy everyone else
27) Someone has to win the game, it may as well be us
28) Matt Harrold can't score against us
29) If we score the most goals
30) Because we're not playing in a one off grey shirt
31) We've got recent Wembley experience, they haven't
32) Because I can't go
33) I've seen us play in yellow 4 times - 3 wins, 1 draw
34) High Wycombe is a **** name for a town
35) It's our time
36) Because we are SOUTHEND. Theyt are lowlife from a $hite county that doesn't even have a cricket team (unless you count Minor Counties, in which case youy are a sad lowlife). We are from ESSEX. We are going to do this. C'mon people. These people are inland they were not in the opln vanguard for German invasion. We withstood that. We are SOUTHEND.
37) We've got the better ice cream (Rossi's)
38) Our pier is longer
39) Our lifeboat is more seaworthy than their pedalo.
40) Bill Bradshaw is a complete dick on BBC Breakfast
41) Because that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!
42) Because we aint beat Wycombe this season, so law of averages says we owe them one
43) Ron's hair has magical qualities. FACT
44) Yorkshire Blue is Corrgasming everywhere
45) I have never seen Southend lose at Wembley on a Saturday
46) I used to work with a Wycombe fan, in fact I think he might have been involved at board level...he was a ****
47) Because some of us went to Hartlepool away
48) We are playing in Yellow, which in Asian Culture is seen as the colour forGLORY!!
49) when we beat Lincoln the year ended in a 5
50) Because I don't post messages very often
51) because there be more Southend then Wycombe fans
52) Because some of us couldn't go to Hartlepool away
53) Cos Tilly says so
54) Because we've never been promoted the day after a 4.2 magnitude earthquake in Kent that was felt in Southend
55) Because the 23rd May is my birthday
56) we conceded 4 at Stevenage and beat them, we also conceded 4 at wycombe...
57) Because the after match Curry in Brick Lane will be so much better that the 0ne after Crewe was.
58) Quartered shirts are a bit rugby union.
59) Mark Lawrenson has tipped Wycombe to win
60) God spoke to me in a dream last night and he said he had a Tenner on us to win 2-0
 
1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!
14) I am not doing a live radio interview this time, it's not gone well the last two times I have!
15) It's Pac Mans birthday today and he plays in yellow
16) If we don't win then Michael Timlin split his head open for no good reason. That can't be allowed to happen.
17) Because the smoke bombs will create a better atmosphere and therefore motivating our team to kick the ball in the net more times than a motivated Bentley (again due to smoke bombs) lets them in his net.
18) Gareth Ainsworth is a ******
19) We've never lost a play off final before when there has been a bomb scare the day before affecting Britain's Got Talent auditions
20) We play proper football, Wycombe don't.
21) Wycombe need a right kick up the ***
22) Shrimps taste better than chairs
23) When it comes to celebrity fans, Alison Moyet > Alan Parry
24) Wycombe Wanderers is an anagram of COMPLETE AND UTTER *******S
25) Stockport away, Peterborough away, Bury away, Lincoln at Cardiff, Swansea away. Seen all of those and Wembley tomorrow is no exception. The start of our historic third double promotion
26) SZ posters fail when it comes to "copy & paste", meaning we are original and don't just copy everyone else
27) Someone has to win the game, it may as well be us
28) Matt Harrold can't score against us
29) If we score the most goals
30) Because we're not playing in a one off grey shirt
31) We've got recent Wembley experience, they haven't
32) Because I can't go
33) I've seen us play in yellow 4 times - 3 wins, 1 draw
34) High Wycombe is a **** name for a town
35) It's our time
36) Because we are SOUTHEND. Theyt are lowlife from a $hite county that doesn't even have a cricket team (unless you count Minor Counties, in which case youy are a sad lowlife). We are from ESSEX. We are going to do this. C'mon people. These people are inland they were not in the opln vanguard for German invasion. We withstood that. We are SOUTHEND.
37) We've got the better ice cream (Rossi's)
38) Our pier is longer
39) Our lifeboat is more seaworthy than their pedalo.
40) Bill Bradshaw is a complete dick on BBC Breakfast
41) Because that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!
42) Because we aint beat Wycombe this season, so law of averages says we owe them one
43) Ron's hair has magical qualities. FACT
44) Yorkshire Blue is Corrgasming everywhere
45) I have never seen Southend lose at Wembley on a Saturday
46) I used to work with a Wycombe fan, in fact I think he might have been involved at board level...he was a ****
47) Because some of us went to Hartlepool away
48) We are playing in Yellow, which in Asian Culture is seen as the colour forGLORY!!
49) when we beat Lincoln the year ended in a 5
50) Because I don't post messages very often
51) because there be more Southend then Wycombe fans
52) Because some of us couldn't go to Hartlepool away
53) Cos Tilly says so
54) Because we've never been promoted the day after a 4.2 magnitude earthquake in Kent that was felt in Southend
55) Because the 23rd May is my birthday
56) we conceded 4 at Stevenage and beat them, we also conceded 4 at wycombe...
57) Because the after match Curry in Brick Lane will be so much better that the 0ne after Crewe was.
58) Quartered shirts are a bit rugby union.
59) Mark Lawrenson has tipped Wycombe to win
60) God spoke to me in a dream last night and he said he had a Tenner on us to win 2-0
61) If you look at which end the winning team were at in the League 2 Playoff Final since it's been at the new Wembley it goes: East, West, East, West, East, West, East. We're in the West end this year, so to keep that pattern going we MUST win.
 
Sorry don't know how to cut paste on phone

62)loosing at Morecambe was all part of the master plan so we could get to win at Wembley ((no point loosing if we don't win today)
63) I need something to justify my crap output at work since the Luton match.
 
(64) Alex Lynch could still in goal for Wycombe as Ingram could still out, as Alex Lynch was nervous in both leg, only that Wycombe forward dig him out of it, by out scoring Plymouth over both leg!
 
1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!
14) I am not doing a live radio interview this time, it's not gone well the last two times I have!
15) It's Pac Mans birthday today and he plays in yellow
16) If we don't win then Michael Timlin split his head open for no good reason. That can't be allowed to happen.
17) Because the smoke bombs will create a better atmosphere and therefore motivating our team to kick the ball in the net more times than a motivated Bentley (again due to smoke bombs) lets them in his net.
18) Gareth Ainsworth is a ******
19) We've never lost a play off final before when there has been a bomb scare the day before affecting Britain's Got Talent auditions
20) We play proper football, Wycombe don't.
21) Wycombe need a right kick up the ***
22) Shrimps taste better than chairs
23) When it comes to celebrity fans, Alison Moyet > Alan Parry
24) Wycombe Wanderers is an anagram of COMPLETE AND UTTER *******S
25) Stockport away, Peterborough away, Bury away, Lincoln at Cardiff, Swansea away. Seen all of those and Wembley tomorrow is no exception. The start of our historic third double promotion
26) SZ posters fail when it comes to "copy & paste", meaning we are original and don't just copy everyone else
27) Someone has to win the game, it may as well be us
28) Matt Harrold can't score against us
29) If we score the most goals
30) Because we're not playing in a one off grey shirt
31) We've got recent Wembley experience, they haven't
32) Because I can't go
33) I've seen us play in yellow 4 times - 3 wins, 1 draw
34) High Wycombe is a **** name for a town
35) It's our time
36) Because we are SOUTHEND. Theyt are lowlife from a $hite county that doesn't even have a cricket team (unless you count Minor Counties, in which case youy are a sad lowlife). We are from ESSEX. We are going to do this. C'mon people. These people are inland they were not in the opln vanguard for German invasion. We withstood that. We are SOUTHEND.
37) We've got the better ice cream (Rossi's)
38) Our pier is longer
39) Our lifeboat is more seaworthy than their pedalo.
40) Bill Bradshaw is a complete dick on BBC Breakfast
41) Because that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!
42) Because we aint beat Wycombe this season, so law of averages says we owe them one
43) Ron's hair has magical qualities. FACT
44) Yorkshire Blue is Corrgasming everywhere
45) I have never seen Southend lose at Wembley on a Saturday
46) I used to work with a Wycombe fan, in fact I think he might have been involved at board level...he was a ****
47) Because some of us went to Hartlepool away
48) We are playing in Yellow, which in Asian Culture is seen as the colour forGLORY!!
49) when we beat Lincoln the year ended in a 5
50) Because I don't post messages very often
51) because there be more Southend then Wycombe fans
52) Because some of us couldn't go to Hartlepool away
53) Cos Tilly says so
54) Because we've never been promoted the day after a 4.2 magnitude earthquake in Kent that was felt in Southend
55) Because the 23rd May is my birthday
56) we conceded 4 at Stevenage and beat them, we also conceded 4 at wycombe...
57) Because the after match Curry in Brick Lane will be so much better that the 0ne after Crewe was.
58) Quartered shirts are a bit rugby union.
59) Mark Lawrenson has tipped Wycombe to win
60) God spoke to me in a dream last night and he said he had a Tenner on us to win 2-0
61) If you look at which end the winning team were at in the League 2 Playoff Final since it's been at the new Wembley it goes: East, West, East, West, East, West, East. We're in the West end this year, so to keep that pattern going we MUST win.
62)loosing at Morecambe was all part of the master plan so we could get to win at Wembley ((no point loosing if we don't win today)
63) I need something to justify my crap output at work since the Luton match.
64) Because my Cult Zeros #Corrgasm arrived this morning. It's a sign I tells ya.
 
1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!
14) I am not doing a live radio interview this time, it's not gone well the last two times I have!
15) It's Pac Mans birthday today and he plays in yellow
16) If we don't win then Michael Timlin split his head open for no good reason. That can't be allowed to happen.
17) Because the smoke bombs will create a better atmosphere and therefore motivating our team to kick the ball in the net more times than a motivated Bentley (again due to smoke bombs) lets them in his net.
18) Gareth Ainsworth is a ******
19) We've never lost a play off final before when there has been a bomb scare the day before affecting Britain's Got Talent auditions
20) We play proper football, Wycombe don't.
21) Wycombe need a right kick up the ***
22) Shrimps taste better than chairs
23) When it comes to celebrity fans, Alison Moyet > Alan Parry
24) Wycombe Wanderers is an anagram of COMPLETE AND UTTER *******S
25) Stockport away, Peterborough away, Bury away, Lincoln at Cardiff, Swansea away. Seen all of those and Wembley tomorrow is no exception. The start of our historic third double promotion
26) SZ posters fail when it comes to "copy & paste", meaning we are original and don't just copy everyone else
27) Someone has to win the game, it may as well be us
28) Matt Harrold can't score against us
29) If we score the most goals
30) Because we're not playing in a one off grey shirt
31) We've got recent Wembley experience, they haven't
32) Because I can't go
33) I've seen us play in yellow 4 times - 3 wins, 1 draw
34) High Wycombe is a **** name for a town
35) It's our time
36) Because we are SOUTHEND. Theyt are lowlife from a $hite county that doesn't even have a cricket team (unless you count Minor Counties, in which case youy are a sad lowlife). We are from ESSEX. We are going to do this. C'mon people. These people are inland they were not in the opln vanguard for German invasion. We withstood that. We are SOUTHEND.
37) We've got the better ice cream (Rossi's)
38) Our pier is longer
39) Our lifeboat is more seaworthy than their pedalo.
40) Bill Bradshaw is a complete dick on BBC Breakfast
41) Because that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!
42) Because we aint beat Wycombe this season, so law of averages says we owe them one
43) Ron's hair has magical qualities. FACT
44) Yorkshire Blue is Corrgasming everywhere
45) I have never seen Southend lose at Wembley on a Saturday
46) I used to work with a Wycombe fan, in fact I think he might have been involved at board level...he was a ****
47) Because some of us went to Hartlepool away
48) We are playing in Yellow, which in Asian Culture is seen as the colour forGLORY!!
49) when we beat Lincoln the year ended in a 5
50) Because I don't post messages very often
51) because there be more Southend then Wycombe fans
52) Because some of us couldn't go to Hartlepool away
53) Cos Tilly says so
54) Because we've never been promoted the day after a 4.2 magnitude earthquake in Kent that was felt in Southend
55) Because the 23rd May is my birthday
56) we conceded 4 at Stevenage and beat them, we also conceded 4 at wycombe...
57) Because the after match Curry in Brick Lane will be so much better that the 0ne after Crewe was.
58) Quartered shirts are a bit rugby union.
59) Mark Lawrenson has tipped Wycombe to win
60) God spoke to me in a dream last night and he said he had a Tenner on us to win 2-0
61) If you look at which end the winning team were at in the League 2 Playoff Final since it's been at the new Wembley it goes: East, West, East, West, East, West, East. We're in the West end this year, so to keep that pattern going we MUST win.
62)loosing at Morecambe was all part of the master plan so we could get to win at Wembley ((no point loosing if we don't win today)
63) I need something to justify my crap output at work since the Luton match.
64) Because my Cult Zeros #Corrgasm arrived this morning. It's a sign I tells ya.
65) 2 relegations and a JPT final loss. We're due some joy, we deserve it, we've done our time.
 
1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!
14) I am not doing a live radio interview this time, it's not gone well the last two times I have!
15) It's Pac Mans birthday today and he plays in yellow
16) If we don't win then Michael Timlin split his head open for no good reason. That can't be allowed to happen.
17) Because the smoke bombs will create a better atmosphere and therefore motivating our team to kick the ball in the net more times than a motivated Bentley (again due to smoke bombs) lets them in his net.
18) Gareth Ainsworth is a ******
19) We've never lost a play off final before when there has been a bomb scare the day before affecting Britain's Got Talent auditions
20) We play proper football, Wycombe don't.
21) Wycombe need a right kick up the ***
22) Shrimps taste better than chairs
23) When it comes to celebrity fans, Alison Moyet > Alan Parry
24) Wycombe Wanderers is an anagram of COMPLETE AND UTTER *******S
25) Stockport away, Peterborough away, Bury away, Lincoln at Cardiff, Swansea away. Seen all of those and Wembley tomorrow is no exception. The start of our historic third double promotion
26) SZ posters fail when it comes to "copy & paste", meaning we are original and don't just copy everyone else
27) Someone has to win the game, it may as well be us
28) Matt Harrold can't score against us
29) If we score the most goals
30) Because we're not playing in a one off grey shirt
31) We've got recent Wembley experience, they haven't
32) Because I can't go
33) I've seen us play in yellow 4 times - 3 wins, 1 draw
34) High Wycombe is a **** name for a town
35) It's our time
36) Because we are SOUTHEND. Theyt are lowlife from a $hite county that doesn't even have a cricket team (unless you count Minor Counties, in which case youy are a sad lowlife). We are from ESSEX. We are going to do this. C'mon people. These people are inland they were not in the opln vanguard for German invasion. We withstood that. We are SOUTHEND.
37) We've got the better ice cream (Rossi's)
38) Our pier is longer
39) Our lifeboat is more seaworthy than their pedalo.
40) Bill Bradshaw is a complete dick on BBC Breakfast
41) Because that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!
42) Because we aint beat Wycombe this season, so law of averages says we owe them one
43) Ron's hair has magical qualities. FACT
44) Yorkshire Blue is Corrgasming everywhere
45) I have never seen Southend lose at Wembley on a Saturday
46) I used to work with a Wycombe fan, in fact I think he might have been involved at board level...he was a ****
47) Because some of us went to Hartlepool away
48) We are playing in Yellow, which in Asian Culture is seen as the colour forGLORY!!
49) when we beat Lincoln the year ended in a 5
50) Because I don't post messages very often
51) because there be more Southend then Wycombe fans
52) Because some of us couldn't go to Hartlepool away
53) Cos Tilly says so
54) Because we've never been promoted the day after a 4.2 magnitude earthquake in Kent that was felt in Southend
55) Because the 23rd May is my birthday
56) we conceded 4 at Stevenage and beat them, we also conceded 4 at wycombe...
57) Because the after match Curry in Brick Lane will be so much better that the 0ne after Crewe was.
58) Quartered shirts are a bit rugby union.
59) Mark Lawrenson has tipped Wycombe to win
60) God spoke to me in a dream last night and he said he had a Tenner on us to win 2-0
61) If you look at which end the winning team were at in the League 2 Playoff Final since it's been at the new Wembley it goes: East, West, East, West, East, West, East. We're in the West end this year, so to keep that pattern going we MUST win.
62)loosing at Morecambe was all part of the master plan so we could get to win at Wembley ((no point loosing if we don't win today)
63) I need something to justify my crap output at work since the Luton match.
64) Because my Cult Zeros #Corrgasm arrived this morning. It's a sign I tells ya.
65) 2 relegations and a JPT final loss. We're due some joy, we deserve it, we've done our time.
66) All three SUFCs in the FL will be in the same division next year. This is important.
 
Uncle Leo said:
1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!
14) I am not doing a live radio interview this time, it's not gone well the last two times I have!
15) It's Pac Mans birthday today and he plays in yellow
16) If we don't win then Michael Timlin split his head open for no good reason. That can't be allowed to happen.
17) Because the smoke bombs will create a better atmosphere and therefore motivating our team to kick the ball in the net more times than a motivated Bentley (again due to smoke bombs) lets them in his net.
18) Gareth Ainsworth is a ******
19) We've never lost a play off final before when there has been a bomb scare the day before affecting Britain's Got Talent auditions
20) We play proper football, Wycombe don't.
21) Wycombe need a right kick up the ***
22) Shrimps taste better than chairs
23) When it comes to celebrity fans, Alison Moyet > Alan Parry
24) Wycombe Wanderers is an anagram of COMPLETE AND UTTER *******S
25) Stockport away, Peterborough away, Bury away, Lincoln at Cardiff, Swansea away. Seen all of those and Wembley tomorrow is no exception. The start of our historic third double promotion
26) SZ posters fail when it comes to "copy & paste", meaning we are original and don't just copy everyone else
27) Someone has to win the game, it may as well be us
28) Matt Harrold can't score against us
29) If we score the most goals
30) Because we're not playing in a one off grey shirt
31) We've got recent Wembley experience, they haven't
32) Because I can't go
33) I've seen us play in yellow 4 times - 3 wins, 1 draw
34) High Wycombe is a **** name for a town
35) It's our time
36) Because we are SOUTHEND. Theyt are lowlife from a $hite county that doesn't even have a cricket team (unless you count Minor Counties, in which case youy are a sad lowlife). We are from ESSEX. We are going to do this. C'mon people. These people are inland they were not in the opln vanguard for German invasion. We withstood that. We are SOUTHEND.
37) We've got the better ice cream (Rossi's)
38) Our pier is longer
39) Our lifeboat is more seaworthy than their pedalo.
40) Bill Bradshaw is a complete dick on BBC Breakfast
41) Because that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!
42) Because we aint beat Wycombe this season, so law of averages says we owe them one
43) Ron's hair has magical qualities. FACT
44) Yorkshire Blue is Corrgasming everywhere
45) I have never seen Southend lose at Wembley on a Saturday
46) I used to work with a Wycombe fan, in fact I think he might have been involved at board level...he was a ****
47) Because some of us went to Hartlepool away
48) We are playing in Yellow, which in Asian Culture is seen as the colour forGLORY!!
49) when we beat Lincoln the year ended in a 5
50) Because I don't post messages very often
51) because there be more Southend then Wycombe fans
52) Because some of us couldn't go to Hartlepool away
53) Cos Tilly says so
54) Because we've never been promoted the day after a 4.2 magnitude earthquake in Kent that was felt in Southend
55) Because the 23rd May is my birthday
56) we conceded 4 at Stevenage and beat them, we also conceded 4 at wycombe...
57) Because the after match Curry in Brick Lane will be so much better that the 0ne after Crewe was.
58) Quartered shirts are a bit rugby union.
59) Mark Lawrenson has tipped Wycombe to win
60) God spoke to me in a dream last night and he said he had a Tenner on us to win 2-0
61) If you look at which end the winning team were at in the League 2 Playoff Final since it's been at the new Wembley it goes: East, West, East, West, East, West, East. We're in the West end this year, so to keep that pattern going we MUST win.
62)loosing at Morecambe was all part of the master plan so we could get to win at Wembley ((no point loosing if we don't win today)
63) I need something to justify my crap output at work since the Luton match.
64) Because my Cult Zeros #Corrgasm arrived this morning. It's a sign I tells ya.
65) 2 relegations and a JPT final loss. We're due some joy, we deserve it, we've done our time.
66) All three SUFCs in the FL will be in the same division next year. This is important.
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67)We've never lost a playoffs final that I haven't been able to attend.
 
1) After losing 2 years ago Corr, Prosser, Hurst & Brown will extra motivated.
2) After missing out 2 years ago, Timlin, Leonard & Bentley will be bang up for it.
3) Adam Barrett has won a playoff final with Southend before.
4) Phil Brown has won a playoff final as a manager before.
5) #BBBC
6) Deegan's Beard.
7) Because someone started a 101 reasons why we'll win thread.
8) We've never lost in a playoffs final.
9) It's about ****ing time we got out of this division
10) I'm going.
11) Bart
12)flavs
13) when Chelsea win the league under mourimho we get promoted!
14) I am not doing a live radio interview this time, it's not gone well the last two times I have!
15) It's Pac Mans birthday today and he plays in yellow
16) If we don't win then Michael Timlin split his head open for no good reason. That can't be allowed to happen.
17) Because the smoke bombs will create a better atmosphere and therefore motivating our team to kick the ball in the net more times than a motivated Bentley (again due to smoke bombs) lets them in his net.
18) Gareth Ainsworth is a ******
19) We've never lost a play off final before when there has been a bomb scare the day before affecting Britain's Got Talent auditions
20) We play proper football, Wycombe don't.
21) Wycombe need a right kick up the ***
22) Shrimps taste better than chairs
23) When it comes to celebrity fans, Alison Moyet > Alan Parry
24) Wycombe Wanderers is an anagram of COMPLETE AND UTTER *******S
25) Stockport away, Peterborough away, Bury away, Lincoln at Cardiff, Swansea away. Seen all of those and Wembley tomorrow is no exception. The start of our historic third double promotion
26) SZ posters fail when it comes to "copy & paste", meaning we are original and don't just copy everyone else
27) Someone has to win the game, it may as well be us
28) Matt Harrold can't score against us
29) If we score the most goals
30) Because we're not playing in a one off grey shirt
31) We've got recent Wembley experience, they haven't
32) Because I can't go
33) I've seen us play in yellow 4 times - 3 wins, 1 draw
34) High Wycombe is a **** name for a town
35) It's our time
36) Because we are SOUTHEND. Theyt are lowlife from a $hite county that doesn't even have a cricket team (unless you count Minor Counties, in which case youy are a sad lowlife). We are from ESSEX. We are going to do this. C'mon people. These people are inland they were not in the opln vanguard for German invasion. We withstood that. We are SOUTHEND.
37) We've got the better ice cream (Rossi's)
38) Our pier is longer
39) Our lifeboat is more seaworthy than their pedalo.
40) Bill Bradshaw is a complete dick on BBC Breakfast
41) Because that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!
42) Because we aint beat Wycombe this season, so law of averages says we owe them one
43) Ron's hair has magical qualities. FACT
44) Yorkshire Blue is Corrgasming everywhere
45) I have never seen Southend lose at Wembley on a Saturday
46) I used to work with a Wycombe fan, in fact I think he might have been involved at board level...he was a ****
47) Because some of us went to Hartlepool away
48) We are playing in Yellow, which in Asian Culture is seen as the colour forGLORY!!
49) when we beat Lincoln the year ended in a 5
50) Because I don't post messages very often
51) because there be more Southend then Wycombe fans
52) Because some of us couldn't go to Hartlepool away
53) Cos Tilly says so
54) Because we've never been promoted the day after a 4.2 magnitude earthquake in Kent that was felt in Southend
55) Because the 23rd May is my birthday
56) we conceded 4 at Stevenage and beat them, we also conceded 4 at wycombe...
57) Because the after match Curry in Brick Lane will be so much better that the 0ne after Crewe was.
58) Quartered shirts are a bit rugby union.
59) Mark Lawrenson has tipped Wycombe to win
60) God spoke to me in a dream last night and he said he had a Tenner on us to win 2-0
61) If you look at which end the winning team were at in the League 2 Playoff Final since it's been at the new Wembley it goes: East, West, East, West, East, West, East. We're in the West end this year, so to keep that pattern going we MUST win.
62)loosing at Morecambe was all part of the master plan so we could get to win at Wembley ((no point loosing if we don't win today)
63) I need something to justify my crap output at work since the Luton match.
64) Because my Cult Zeros #Corrgasm arrived this morning. It's a sign I tells ya.
65) 2 relegations and a JPT final loss. We're due some joy, we deserve it, we've done our time.
66) All three SUFCs in the FL will be in the same division next year. This is important.
67) Because we will score more penalties than them
 
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