Classic Fools And Horses lines

[duncan bulgaria]

After the Snatch and lock , stock thread , i'm putting down my favourite quotes from the greatest Comedy programme ever made .


Rodney ; Watch out Margate and lock up your daughters

Realising he is sitting next to Cassandra's dad

Rodney ; O hello Alan .



Grandad 'I wanted a Emperior burger Del Boy , he got me a cheese burger '


Del boy : Rodney is that the Car Phone i can hear ringing

Rodney : We aint got a car phone del


Rodney : Thanks to you del boy , i've just come second in a under 13's skateboarding race .

Del : 2nd !!! You were winning when i saw you .




Anyone care too add.

 

[ian_the_girth]

"during the war"

 

[ian_the_girth]

"alright dave"

 

[HUTTON]

"during the war"

If you say during the war one more time Im going to pour this cup of tea over your head

 

[Hazey]

Surely someone must add this

This time next year, we will be millionaires.

 

[ian_the_girth]

"during the war"

If you say during the war one more time Im going to pour this cup of tea over your head

...during the war

 

[ian_the_girth]

"he who dares"

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

"This old broom has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles......".....a cracker!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSmSTpRUeLs

 

[Hazey]

Au Revoir, Bon Jour, Mongue tu.

 

[KrustyTheKray]

It were'nt me Del boy, it was me brain.....

Oh hello Mr Chin, Del's gone out, i'm not sure, where you gone to Del?

:)

 

[duncan bulgaria]

Boycie : Look Old Harrys had a skin full

Del : Just Chuck him on the back seat

Boycie: Chuck him on the back seat Derek , he's the driver !!

 

[duncan bulgaria]

Who's he think he is Rodney The Turbinator !!

 

[Jai]

Grandad: "I wouldn't let it bother you Rodney"

Rodney: "No?"

Grandad: "No. They most probably just think you're a poof."

 

[Blueshrimper]

Grandad: "Scotch bloke gave me to this during the war. I remember it like it was yesterday. He's hands were trembling and he's voice just a whisper. He said "I want you to have something to remember me by Trotter. Take my lucky coin. Then he...he went"

Del: "What he died?"

Grandad: "Deserted. Mind you, you couldn't blame him the way them Germans were carrying on someone was gonna get hurt."

 

[Jai]

"Dos du bonnets por favor, danke schon."

"Ah oui, je t'aime, je t'adore, sur le pont de l'Avignon"

 

[Ricey]

My favourite :)

 

[duncan bulgaria]

My favourite :)

I remember watching a interview with David Jason saying that was one of the hardest scences ever that he's filmed ,they had just one take to do it and it was right at the end of the programme and the camera was fixed on the pair of them for around 7 seconds which is a long time to keep a straight face when all they wanted to do was p11ss themselves laughing !!

 

[HUTTON]

Think I may have to do a Only Fools & Horses Marathon

 

[Harold Bishop Killer]

:D

I miss British comedy over here. We had Fawlty Towers a few weeks back but thats all we get. :'(

Anyway......

'Play it cool Trigger, Play it cool.'

what a classic!!

or who can forget this

 

[canveyshrimper]

"What's the difference between grass & astroturf?"

"I don't know Del I've never smoked astroturf"