Club to fine Christophe and Laurent

[CC51DAS]

My 'source' inside fortress Roots Hall now tells me that Christophe and Laurent have fallen foul of Tilly and are set to be fined.

Apparently, they both turned up to training without their full kit and as the club shop had sold out of socks during the run up to Christmas, they were unable to participate in training.

They said in their defence that they thought they were supposed to be taking part in some sort of endurance test.

Tilly has also sacked his translator.

 

[Yer Blues]

not your best sir

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

allegedly.... *sigh*

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

My 'source' inside fortress Roots Hall now tells me that Christophe and Laurent have fallen foul of Tilly and are set to be fined.

Apparently, they both turned up to training without their full kit and as the club shop had sold out of socks during the run up to Christmas, they were unable to participate in training.

They said in their defence that they thought they were supposed to be taking part in some sort of endurance test.

Tilly has also sacked his translator.

You are Daniel Kitson and I claim my five pounds.

 

[Sussex Shrimper]

We shouldn't grumble - once upon a time "insider news" of this calibre came at the cost of a premium rate phone call.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

We shouldn't grumble - once upon a time "insider news" of this calibre came at the cost of a premium rate phone call.

And was delivered by John Adams.

Although presumably not the time the calls were re-directed to a sex-line.

 

[Fish]

And was delivered by John Adams.

Although presumably not the time the calls were re-directed to a sex-line.

I heard that it WAS John Adams on the sex line...? Apparently he got them caught between two slats on the bedstead and howled like a banshee,

Allegedly.

 

[Irate Ian]

My 'source' inside fortress Roots Hall now tells me that Christophe and Laurent have fallen foul of Tilly and are set to be fined.

Apparently, they both turned up to training without their full kit and as the club shop had sold out of socks during the run up to Christmas, they were unable to participate in training.

They said in their defence that they thought they were supposed to be taking part in some sort of endurance test.

Tilly has also sacked his translator.

Would fine them 3 rounds of drinks for the whole squad to celebrate our next win, would be novel and lighthearted ?

Cannot think we are seriously expected to believe that the club did not have any spare socks anywhere in the whole flippin town.

 

[Ron Manager]

You are Daniel Kitson and I claim my five pounds.

How would a stand up comedian who once appeared on Pheonix Nights know the inside gossip from Roots Hall?

 

[Tinks]

Well I suppose it beats Mildenhals fine for not getting weighed and Francis fine for not picking his plate up from the table

 

[shrimperjon]

How can christophe be fined? he is not our player YET!!!!