Could you give up sex.....

[DTS]

For untold Riches...

When I say sex I am only taling about the actual deed itself. Anything else that floats your boat would be fine.

In return you would recieve untold riches to the point where money problems would never be an issue again. I am talking Abramovic rich.

A yeah or neah please.

 

[grayhound]

Keep you money and show me the muff!!

 

[number11]

So for clarity, other orifices would be acceptable in return for untold riches.....

Put me down for the money and a glut of spending at Southend United....

 

[DTS]

So for clarity, other orifices would be acceptable in return for untold riches.....

Put me down for the money and a glut of spending at Southend United....

Good point - For sake of clarity - Bum fun is not allowed but a nosh I think is as its different.

 

[Firestorm]

I have given it up for extended periods for reasons which are a lot more futile than cash I am sure I could manage it for untold wealth.

The problem would be that having that sort of money may well attract birds usually so far out of ones reach it would be a crime not to get hold of them,

 

[Firestorm]

Good point - For sake of clarity - Bum fun is not allowed but a nosh I think is as its different.

So thats how Catholic priests get away with being celibate

 

[Flinty]

funny when you get married you give up the sex and the cash......a complete reverse of this poll.....:cry:

 

[Desert Shrimper]

So thats how Catholic priests get away with being celibate

God doesn't mind a bit of oral?

 

[Firestorm]

God doesn't mind a bit of oral?

We are all waiting for the 2nd coming of the Lord ...no one has said it won't be a facial

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

We are all waiting for the 2nd coming of the Lord ...no one has said it won't be a facial

That's almost as cathartic as Shrimp In A Kilt's old signature!

 

[Cricko]

Definately a NO! ....Fancy depriving the ladies of such pleasure...:rolleyes:

 

[Flinty]

Definately a NO! ....Fancy depriving the ladies of such pleasure...:rolleyes:

think of the money you would save on curtains though...:thump:

 

[Firestorm]

That's almost as cathartic as Shrimp In A Kilt's old signature!

>>In medicine, a cathartic is a substance which accelerates defecation
As an adjective, cathartic means psychotherapeutic, healthful, emotionally beneficial; releasing; emotionally purging <<

You have lost me on this one mate.....

 

[Southend_Lady]

Erm no - dont really think any amount of money would make up for lack of a bit of "hows your father".
You'd all be floating around with your diamond tiaras on and your flash ferrari's but your balls would be so big you wouldnt have much of a life!

 

[Napster]

Erm no - dont really think any amount of money would make up for lack of a bit of "hows your father".
You'd all be floating around with your diamond tiaras on and your flash ferrari's but your balls would be so big you wouldnt have much of a life!

You have balls?

:guns:

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

>>In medicine, a cathartic is a substance which accelerates defecation
As an adjective, cathartic means psychotherapeutic, healthful, emotionally beneficial; releasing; emotionally purging <<

You have lost me on this one mate.....

Is there not such a phrase as a cathartic experience?
Would it not apply to such a context?

 

[Southend_Lady]

Erm no - dont really think any amount of money would make up for lack of a bit of "hows your father".
You'd all be floating around with your diamond tiaras on and your flash ferrari's but your balls would be so big you wouldnt have much of a life!

You have balls?

:guns:

I think the word in bold represents the people I was talking about - i.e. all of you lot on here that said you would give up sex for money!

 

[Flaiming Moe]

Erm no - dont really think any amount of money would make up for lack of a bit of "hows your father".
You'd all be floating around with your diamond tiaras on and your flash ferrari's but your balls would be so big you wouldnt have much of a life!

Very graphic Sam !


It's a no from Moe, I would much prefer the pleasure as opposed to the wealth, although Mrs Moe might disagree !

 

[Bielzibubz]

Sex ..... pray tell what is this thing you speak of?

They don't call me Popeye for nothing ya know:D

 

[DTS]

Erm no - dont really think any amount of money would make up for lack of a bit of "hows your father".
You'd all be floating around with your diamond tiaras on and your flash ferrari's but your balls would be so big you wouldnt have much of a life!

If you feel so strongley about it why havent you voted for "show me the muff?" :mad: