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Does this only appeal to ladies' sense of humour?

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I think it is funny that women will cheerfully pay to watch endless remakes of Pride and Prejudice and am thinking about doing a remake myself.
 
Mad Cyril said:
I think it is funny that women will cheerfully pay to watch endless remakes of Pride and Prejudice and am thinking about doing a remake myself.
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I can see you as a marvellous Mr Darcy Cyril. I'll put myself down for any role where I'm allowed to wear a corset.
 
Morning Chaps!

I'm starting to think I don't really understand women.
Only the other week, I was pleasuring some dolled up strumpet when she said 'I want you to make me sore'.
Well, I didn't really understand what she was saying, but being eager to please, I pushed her to the floor and gave her a damn good shoeing.
Now she won't reply to my texts or answer my phone calls.

It doesn't make sense.
 
Tarquin Fauntleroy said:
Morning Chaps!

I'm starting to think I don't really understand women.
Only the other week, I was pleasuring some dolled up strumpet when she said 'I want you to make me sore'.
Well, I didn't really understand what she was saying, but being eager to please, I pushed her to the floor and gave her a damn good shoeing.
Now she won't reply to my texts or answer my phone calls.

It doesn't make sense.
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I know what you mean,

A brief acquaintance once asked me to give her 6 inches and make her bleed, so i s****d her twice and kicked her teeth in.

She never called again either...
 
im a bit late on this but a terrible joke in my opinion! and shown some girls in the office, and im afraid they agreed it was a bunch of ****! sorry but nothing to do with the sex of the person reading, just a poor poor joke!
 
leathers20 said:
im a bit late on this but a terrible joke in my opinion! and shown some girls in the office, and im afraid they agreed it was a bunch of ****! sorry but nothing to do with the sex of the person reading, just a poor poor joke!
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Thanks for your input there!
 
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