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  1. What really happened in Vegas

    The official story has been changed several times and is still does not add up. Many of you will have been to Vegas and know how your are watched night and day. So to follow on from a debate started on the Trump thread........Here goes for starters Why haven't we seen any CCTV of Paddock on...
  2. Floval Flyer

    Any Toyota or Diesel Specialist Mechanics on here?

    Not sure if this is the right area, so mods please move if needed... I need help with my wife's Toyota, it is a MY2008 Verso T180 D4D About a year ago we started experiencing problems with v.poor MPG, and poor performance with the car eventually going into 'limp' mode. I booked it into a...
  3. Mad Cyril

    Things you would pay people to do if you were rich.

    I would have a PA responsible for shelling pistachio nuts, peeling all that white **** from satsumas and cleaning the Breville sandwich toaster after use.
  4. The General

    Oven cleaning

    The first of many random posts coming up no doubt! In our new place, got a lovely oven but needs a clean! Local suggestions with rough cost would be lovely! I tried Cookerburra but they wanted 84 quid which I thought was a touch expensive! I'd say 50-60 is more reasonable! Cheers Kev
  5. LennySUFC

    Question Football Ticket Scrapbook

    Upon cleaning my room today I have found lots of old tickets. I was wondering if anyone knew where I could purchase a scrap book style folder with pockets inside designed for tickets? And if anyone else does this, Thanks, Lenny
  6. Smiffy

    CCJ for Cleaning Bill & Prospects News

    I have been told there is an article on page 5 of todays Echo about an unpaid bill to a cleaning contractor. :hilarious::whistling: Plus news on Prospects... Anyone seen this?
  7. Davros

    To the women of the zone..

    .. are there any good places people can advise/recommend in or around the Southend area that specialize in cleaning wedding dresses? ta
  8. Politically Motivated Cutting?

    Councils in Liverpool and Manchester have cut services such as libraries, street cleaning and rubbish collection and blamed funding cuts from central government. Is this really necessary or are budget restraints being implemented in a politically motivated fashion?
  9. CC51DAS

    Question RM to fine Sturrock a month's wages ?

    A tough one this for Ron. On the one hand, he can't afford to let the cleaning lady's lawyers think that he has anything less than the highest standards of moralilty and must be seen to crack down on any behaviour that strays from the straight and narrow. Can he? On the other hand, he can't...
  10. Slipperduke

    England Flatter To Deceive

    NOTHING FOR ENGLAND TO SHOUT ABOUT Forget about the result, this was not a good night for England. Fabio Capello has much to ponder before he makes his final squad selection for the World Cup. A 3-1 victory over a side of Mexico’s quality is a fine result on paper, but the performance that went...
  11. CC51DAS

    Winding up hearing

    Here we go : Let's hope Ronnie Martini 's got the dosh Companies Court Winding Up List Wednesday 14th April 2010 It is emphasised that the following list is provisional and subject to change until 4.30pm. Any alterations after this time will be telephoned or emailed direct to the...
  12. Labour Dont vote for these .....

    Aside from that horrible website, that im finding almost painful to read . A replication of the separation of 50% of humanity (again why ??) Repetitionof figures to the point of nonsensical rambling. Deliberate attacks on the other parties that Libs and Tories dont seem (unless their hidden...
  13. londonblue

    Cleaning a Hard Drive

    I've been asked to dispose of my mother in law's pooter, and need to know how to delete all the software and files before hand so that there's nothing left on the hard drive. The PC has Vista on it, and obviously has a reg number on the side. Can I just re-install Vista using this reg? Or do I...
  14. Hayemaker Fires His Warning Shots

    With his majority decision victory over Nikolai Valuev, David Haye duly delivered what he had promised, a shock to the system of the heavy weight division and a special warning shot to the Brothers Klitschko. He's cleaning this division of the rubbish that has populated it of late, and the...
  15. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter 8

    Chapter Eight - The Reduced Hypertherpia of the Closed Mancharia Osymandus pulled on a pair of heavy trousers and sucked the fetid air in through his teeth. Behind him, Rick Astley's body congealed silently on the floor, but of all the contributory factors to the awful smell in the room, he was...
  16. Post a screenshot of your desktop

  17. Trialists??

    went down to training yesterday, was nice to see the whole squad training jimmy walker in full training and revell in light training. noticed that there was a young forward that id never seen before all the boys were calling him cherno, could it be cherno samba the ex millwall boy? seemed to be...
  18. TrueBlue

    Supported the zone!!!

    Right well I was looking through the zone shop links and I went over to http://www.naturalinstinct.co.uk/ anway long and short of it I purchased a male sex toy for a laugh see how it feels so I have gone and purchased a 'Flip Hole'...
  19. OldBlueLady

    The Apprentice - week 1

    Whoever the 16th person was who "bottled it" before the tv stage, he enjoyed more air time than the majority of those on the men's team - Howard excepted. Tonight was all about the meltdown in the girls' team. Stepping up to the plate in week 1, Mona (surely the a and n are the wrong way round?)...
  20. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Four

    Chapter Four - We Fade To Grays "Old Blue Lady," grinned Shackleford as she approached the table, holding Ricey carefully by the earlobe. "You came." Old Blue Lady lowered her squirming guest gently onto a barstool and stepped away, leaving him clutching his ear in annoyance and glaring up at...