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  1. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    "And We Will Be ..... in Shrews-bury"

    So, per the club website 1,000 tickets go on sale tomorrow with priority for season ticket holders for one week. No mention of other tickets being available if needed but the North Stand where we will be has a 1,796 capacity per the STFC website. So, should be plenty for all, but if we are up...
  2. gpd

    Just a tad dangerous.......

    Not really a thread...just a comment. I was passing Boots & Laces at just before 5.00pm this evening on my way to B&Q. As I drove past the entrance I noticed in my peripheral vision a large group of guys all dressed in dark sports clothing standing right on the roadside...where there are no...
  3. Luton fans

    Was there any trouble?
  4. Worst people in the world

    It's these lot, isn't it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPnnxc1Dfm0 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muggle_quidditch I can get my head around them taking a ball game from a fantasy book/film series and playing it in real life, but what is with the broom stick? Why add an element of 'i'm...
  5. KrustyTheKray

    2014 Superhero Fun Run in aid of The Brompton Fountain

    Hello all you fellow Zoners out there, My Wife, Kids, and I are running a 5K fun run dressed as superheroes this Sunday at Regents Park. It's in aid of The Brompton Fountain Charity, of which all donations go to the Royal Brompton Heart and Lung hospital in Chelsea. This hospital saved my...
  6. londonblue

    The Smell of BO

    I thought I'd share this story with you all. I was walking from the office to the train station on the way home one night last week, and in front of me were two people. The wind was blowing into my face and I could smell awful BO. One of the people in front was a smartly dressed woman who had...
  7. lee bradbury is a legend

    Macclesfield yesterday

    Did anyone see the two guys dressed as Gary Barlow? What was that all about? lol.
  8. Pre-Match Thread Macclesfield Town chat

    As the spread is having a big halloween bash on Saturday evening there is quite a few blues going to Mac dressed up. If you fancy it join in
  9. Pre-Match Thread Wycombe vs Southend United

    Will we spoil the Chairboy's chance of automatic promotion ? Will our fancy-dress clad fans inspire the fancy dressed players in the last game of the season ? Your thoughts please.
  10. Crabby Shrimper

    Footballer struggles to get dressed!

    I knew footballers weren't renowned for their intellect, but seriously? Mario Balotelli unable to dress himself
  11. DTS

    Where do you see Spartan in five years?

    I will go for a big fat balding woofta who supports Crawley Town and goes out to clubs dressed in leather and lears at all the young lads thinking he is part of the crowd...But very much like on here he is a joke.
  12. Smiffy

    Breaking News Camo Day v Torquay

    At-ten-tion! Southend United supporters are being asked to fall into line next month in support of the Armed Forces. The Blues’ match against Torquay United on Saturday, 4th September (3pm) has been designated as Camouflage Day. General Sturrock is ordering the Blue Army to come to the game...
  13. NSFW Cybersex - You're doing it wrong (18+)

    taken from b3ta: Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an...
  14. Yorkshire Blue

    Monkeys dressed as famous people, plus fairground music

    Benjamin Disraeli The actor, Kevin Eldon Godfrey Evans
  15. canveyshrimper

    The Blonde Mortician

    A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing...
  16. pickledseal

    Robbie Earle...

    Naughty boy! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10322048.stm Seems tickets sold were invovlved in this, "Fifa acts after 'ambush marketing' by Dutch brewery" "All were dressed identically in tightly hugging short orange dresses, sold as part of a gift pack by a Dutch brewery."
  17. Whats your fine?

    Ok, here it is, the quiz that has swept through Facebook. If you've done any of the following you add it to your tally. (note- not the AMOUNT of times you have done any of them, just if you have then add once.) Then at the end you state what your fine is... (the maximum fine is £1665) Smoked...
  18. blues_r_best

    Stupid NY Janitor

    Stops hot lesbian teacher sex Who he stopped
  19. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Fan dressed as sheep set alight

    For the less well informed, it might of been prudent to explain why he was dressed as a sheep. What a waste of beer!!!! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/8336485.stm
  20. sufcrocks

    Question Wiggy is this you........

    Barratts answers in todays echo player profile......... TEAM-MATES Funniest: Simon Francis makes me laugh but I’m not sure if that’s because he’s funny or stupid. Worst dressed: Ian Joyce. Very poor. Thickest: Blimey, there are a few but I’ll say Lee Sawyer. Worst trainer: Craig Calver...