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A Dad on the scrounge
I know this is a bit of a cheek but my daughter is planning to go to Morroco next year to do a Charity Challenge , helping them construct a Community Center that will be used as a primary school in the day time and as a community center in the evening. At the same time they hope there will be...- Firestorm
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Aussie NRL Grand Final - Manly Sea Eagles vs Melbourne Storm
From Sydney Morning Hearld THE day has come at last. A hundred years after rugby league began, the two best teams of 2008 - and 2007, for that matter - are set for battle. Two cities have a stake in the hostilities between foes whose histories could not be more different. The Manly Sea...- Harold Bishop Killer
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- Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
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Zone Update Revelling In It...
I’d like to start this week’s column by talking about something I witnessed last week. Picture this, you’re new to the Club, you know only one person there and you’re due to attend your first training session since joining. Banter is always rife at Clubs like Southend so you want to arrive...- class
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Does this only appeal to ladies' sense of humour?
This landed in my email inbox this morning and all the ladies I've shown it to have found it really very funny, so does it have the same effect on men or is the whole subject area such a taboo one that it's beyond you? The Facecloth I was due for a routine cervical smear with the Doctor...- OldBlueLady
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Match announcer yesterday
Anyone tell me, was that Peter Holmes or not? Looked mighty different to how he's usually dressed for games, but didn't hear anything said while I was in the ground to the contrary.- OldBlueLady
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My best mans speech.
Help............. Never done one before and dont want to let my mate down. If you can be arsed to read it below can you give me some feedback. Have I cained him too much? Anything traditional I have missed? Anything that you have heard hundereds of times before? I have tried to avoid...- DTS
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The International Council of Man Laws
The International Council of Man Laws 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking...- BLUEBLOOD
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Hehehe
The Excuse - Joke The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want...- Medway Blue
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Tuesday Jokes
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know how to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest inquired. They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed...- Harold Bishop Killer
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Why...?
Email I got... Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you...- sufc_tom
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Kinda makes sense...stolen from an email.
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I...- Cricko
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The tramp that is Chris Martin
Whats going on with him , he's punching well above his weight with his missus and instead of being a tad gratefull and making a bit of a effort , he just swans around like a tramp surely he gets dressed in the dark.- duncan bulgaria
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Diary of a Shrimper in Devon
Saturday (Early) The alarm went off bang on 5 and hit the wall at 1 second past, my reflexes are still pretty quick even at this god awful hour. Get up and stand on clock. Scream and kick clock. Scream louder as I remember I have nothing on my feet. Clock looks all smug as I limp to the...- Benfleet A1
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A bullet with Avram Grant's name on it.
He took them to within a slip of the European Cup and a Steve Bennett of the league, but when a bullet with Avram Grant's name on it came whistling in from the Chelsea boardroom it came as a surprise to absolutely no-one. This good, proud man had always been the wrong choice as Jose Mourinho's...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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(NSFW 18+) Blonde Genies
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear. The next...- Harold Bishop Killer
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Have you ever pulled dressed in a Southend shirt?
Simple vote, yes or no? This topic came up in conversation in the pub on Saturday (in case Mrs Irish_Shrimper is reading this it wasn't connected to certain people pretending they were a pro footballer whilst out on Friday night)!!! Oh & it's an anonymous poll too for any naughty people who...- Interpol Shrimper
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Is it acceptable for London Fatso to attend games at the Hall dressed as a black man?
I have noticed that for the last two saturday home games Ldn Fatso has turned up at Roots Hall dressed similar to a black american inner city gang member. For the Walsall game we had a hooded top pulled over his head to hide his face which whilst it sounds ideal was a tad intimidating. This...- DTS
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The Olympics
I went along this afternoon to see the Olympic Flame pass through our nation's fine capital. I for one, am excited about the prospect of the Olympics coming to Britain in 4 years time. For me there is something special about the Olympics going all the way back to its roots in Ancient Greece...- Yorkshire Blue
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Can anyone help me?
Last year at the Southampton game, people were dressed up in Spongebob and Patrick costumes, Does anyone know where they got them from?- Lozzeh
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Dressing gowns!
My lady is a bit - well, posh. Recently I went to see her and she cooked a wonderful meal and apologised for not having ironed the tablecloth - that's swish in my book. Anyway I get moaned at (nicely) for not having a dressing gown! They sem a bit poncey to me, I really can't see the point of...- RobM
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