Draw & general discussion thread

[Interpol Shrimper]

Right then folks here goes, the draw for Round One of the 2010 Totty Cup: -

Monday 1 February
Frankie Sandford - Pringlejon vs Fearne Cotton - marvel315
Lauren Laverne - Libertine vs Danielle Lloyd - Dave The Shrimper

Tuesday 2 February
Lucy Becker - Martin Carruthers vs Bridgit the Midget - Grays Blue Jnr
Candice Hillebrand - davewebbsbrain vs Jamie Szantyr - JamesTheSuperBlue

Thursday 4 February
Danni Wells - southend4ever vs Georgie Thompson - Southchurch Groyney
Dita von Teese - Drastic Sturgeon vs Katy Perry - EastStandBlue

Friday 5 February
Keeley Hazell - Ulysses vs Audrey Tauatou - Pubey
Bar Rafaeli - blues_r_best vs Aninie Bing - Seany T

Monday 8 February
Cheryl Cole - chapperzUK vs Veronika Varekova - Cricko
Hayden Panettiere - pickledseal vs Helen Mirren - Dick Bate's Protege

Tuesday 9 February
Liv Tyler - MK Shrimper vs Amaia Salamanca - MrB
Emily Atack - SupaBlues vs Shakira - SS5

Thursday 11 February
Natalie Imbruglia - Clinton Baptiste vs Nicole Scherzinger - Jonny Stokes
Kaley Cuoco - Mr Gilbo vs Candice Swanepoel - Napster

Friday 12 February
Emmanuelle Chriqui - canveyshrimper vs Lanny Barby - Rusty Shackleford
Kylie Minogue - The Big Shrimp vs Rachel Stevens - BoyWonder2

All ties to last 24 hours from when poll is posted.
If a draw, my decision as to who goes through is final.
Remember to keep all photographic submissions on the right side of explicitness ;)

 

[southend4ever]

That is an immense draw. Thursday 4th February is in the diary. What time of day do you intend to 'cast the poll'?

There are quite a few names on the list that I do not recognise therefore I really look forward to the pictures being displayed. Good luck to all. Come on Danni!

 

[canveyshrimper]

That is an immense draw. Thursday 4th February is in the diary. What time of day do you intend to 'cast the poll'?

There are quite a few names on the list that I do not recognise therefore I really look forward to the pictures being displayed. Good luck to all. Come on Danni!

Is that an exhortation or a dream?

 

[EastStandBlue]

Tough draw... Remember guys, Katy Perry might be shagging a Spammer, but DVT banged Marilyn Manson.

 

[southend4ever]

Is that an exhortation or a dream?

haha!! Very good. On the ball today CS. I am currently in talks with a few tabloids so I cannot reveal which it is, or have I just done that :p

 

[southend4ever]

What are we voting for in this? Is it based on our own perception of the best totty?

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Tough draw... Remember guys, Katy Perry might be shagging a Spammer, but DVT banged Marilyn Manson.

Notice the use of past tense, DvT has come into her own since she saw sense as opposed to Perry who is currently being banged by a hammer on a regular basis.

Good luck old chap, looking forward to it.

 

[Clinton Baptiste]

Kleenex at the ready!

 

[Dick Bate's Protege]

I urge you fine gentlemen to view Helen Mirren in terms of her all round performance for decades. She's no one hit wonder, here today gone tomorrow.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

What are we voting for in this? Is it based on our own perception of the best totty?

Yes, it's simply who do you think is the fitter (a) or (b), out of the 2 options in each tie.

In response to the earlier question, I intend to post each day's polls at approximately 10am (that's when I get a 15 minute tea-break), give or take work commitments and the unreliabilty of local authority internet access...

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Yes, it's simply who do you think is the fitter (a) or (b), out of the 2 options in each tie.

In response to the earlier question, I intend to post each day's polls at approximately 10am (that's when I get a 15 minute tea-break), give or take work commitments and the unreliabilty of local authority internet access...

Excellent for me as I'll be late into work next thursday so I wouldn't be ready if the off was 9am.

 

[seany t]

<Looks for name>
<Googles 'Bar Rafaeli'>
<Goes off to find some NSFW images as a fall back option>

 

[blues_r_best]

FFS, the one person I didn't want to be drawn against.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Candice Hillebrand played Nina Williams in the Tekken film

 

[seany t]

FFS, the one person I didn't want to be drawn against.

I think that's a close call mate. Going to be a tight round. For want of a better word.

 

[Thorpe Groyney]

Quite frankly, who cares who wins? It's just an excellent opportunity to upload and ogle very soft porn pics on here for a few weeks. So, really, everyone's a winner.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Quite frankly, who cares who wins? It's just an excellent opportunity to upload and ogle very soft porn pics on here for a few weeks. So, really, everyone's a winner.

Especially the manufacturers of Andrex and keyboard cleaning products.

 

[Davros]

<Looks for name>
<Googles 'Bar Rafaeli'>
<Goes off to find some NSFW images as a fall back option>

what. a. name!

 

[Cricko]

Damn, fancy me pulling Cheryl Cole out of the hat..:(

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Damn, fancy me pulling Cheryl Cole out of the hat..:(

I did notice that one - you'll have to give it 110% then won't you? ;)