Ever had to leave a day early due to a emgerancy.

[Berrichonne shrimper]

On tuesday night the mighty Berrichonne took on Metz in a league 2 game,we played cack as we have 5 players out injured and went 2 nil down to a team wearing a full pink kit,oh the shame.
25 mins left and i get a call that comes up anon so i ignore it,then another anon call so i ignore that one as well then a call from home so i answer to hear a woman i believe to be my wife jabbering on about the house being on fire,oh how women panic eh lads.
So i leave get to the car and drive a hour trip down country roads in 35 mins,oh the thrill of doing 140 and nearly crashing 4 times.Turns out a beam upstairs has caught light and is smouldering nicely so whilst driving like jenson button i yell her to get the hose and wet it,of course forgetting that the hose is full of holes hence a wet house when i get back.
So i get in and spend a hour or so using a fairy washing up bottle to put out the beam on fire.
Now ive been going to football for 32 years and thats the first time ive had to leave early,how about you?

 

[Dick Bate's Protege]

My mrs went into labour while I was playing football, and selfishly took another 11 hours to give birth, meaning there was no need to rush me away from the game.

 

[TrueBlue]

On tuesday night the mighty Berrichonne took on Metz in a league 2 game,we played cack as we have 5 players out injured and went 2 nil down to a team wearing a full pink kit,oh the shame.
25 mins left and i get a call that comes up anon so i ignore it,then another anon call so i ignore that one as well then a call from home so i answer to hear a woman i believe to be my wife jabbering on about the house being on fire,oh how women panic eh lads.
So i leave get to the car and drive a hour trip down country roads in 35 mins,oh the thrill of doing 140 and nearly crashing 4 times.Turns out a beam upstairs has caught light and is smouldering nicely so whilst driving like jenson button i yell her to get the hose and wet it,of course forgetting that the hose is full of holes hence a wet house when i get back.
So i get in and spend a hour or so using a fairy washing up bottle to put out the beam on fire.
Now ive been going to football for 32 years and thats the first time ive had to leave early,how about you?

Next time she goes out torch the house mate

 

[Dave of the Match]

Left roots hall once as I thought I was going to throw up. Other than that, no.

 

[Lord Football]

Rule 1. Never take your phone to football.

 

[Ron Manager]

Went to the second LDV Final vs Wrexham when my missus was nearly due to give birth to our eldest. Spent the whole day dreading that the phone would ring....luckily that didn't happen though.

 

[TrueBlue]

Rule 1. Never take your phone to football.

But how would we arrange a meet with the Macclesfield Barry Bashers on a match day?

 

[GBJ]

Left roots hall once as I thought I was going to throw up.

Yep been there a few times. Mainly during the Newman/Wignall era.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

My mrs went into labour while I was playing football, and selfishly took another 11 hours to give birth, meaning there was no need to rush me away from the game.

You've only got yourself (or the milkman) to blame.

 

[Firestorm]

Left a game at half time when the Wifes Father was rushed to Hospital.

 

[Pubey]

I'm alan McCormack and I tend to disappear at half time

 

[Napster]

I'm Lee Sawyer, and I've already disappeared.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

I'm the Freddy transfer fee and I've already disappeared because I was used to pay off previous debts