Berrichonne shrimper
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On tuesday night the mighty Berrichonne took on Metz in a league 2 game,we played cack as we have 5 players out injured and went 2 nil down to a team wearing a full pink kit,oh the shame.
25 mins left and i get a call that comes up anon so i ignore it,then another anon call so i ignore that one as well then a call from home so i answer to hear a woman i believe to be my wife jabbering on about the house being on fire,oh how women panic eh lads.
So i leave get to the car and drive a hour trip down country roads in 35 mins,oh the thrill of doing 140 and nearly crashing 4 times.Turns out a beam upstairs has caught light and is smouldering nicely so whilst driving like jenson button i yell her to get the hose and wet it,of course forgetting that the hose is full of holes hence a wet house when i get back.
So i get in and spend a hour or so using a fairy washing up bottle to put out the beam on fire.
Now ive been going to football for 32 years and thats the first time ive had to leave early,how about you?
25 mins left and i get a call that comes up anon so i ignore it,then another anon call so i ignore that one as well then a call from home so i answer to hear a woman i believe to be my wife jabbering on about the house being on fire,oh how women panic eh lads.
So i leave get to the car and drive a hour trip down country roads in 35 mins,oh the thrill of doing 140 and nearly crashing 4 times.Turns out a beam upstairs has caught light and is smouldering nicely so whilst driving like jenson button i yell her to get the hose and wet it,of course forgetting that the hose is full of holes hence a wet house when i get back.
So i get in and spend a hour or so using a fairy washing up bottle to put out the beam on fire.
Now ive been going to football for 32 years and thats the first time ive had to leave early,how about you?