Harold Bishop Killer
Got bummed around Aus
We've heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and have the guts to ask:
'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:
'You're next.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definition.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
But do you really know the difference between them?
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and have the guts to ask:
'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:
'You're next.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definition.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
