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Guts And Balls

Harold Bishop Killer

Got bummed around Aus
Joined
May 7, 2008
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Location
Hullbridge/Southend
We've heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?


GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and have the guts to ask:
'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'






BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:
'You're next.'





I hope this clears up any confusion on the definition.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
 
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