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Husband needed
I apologise for the length of the post but I'm curious to see if anyone fits the bill. ​** This marriage advert is clear, legit & real. ** When the true fate brings someone special related to your soul, distance is not an issue with cars & airplanes. I am looking for a true nice...- * ORM *
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Present for the woman
As some will know my grilfriend returned from a 6 week trip in Costa Rica as such we missed valentines day. So I have purchased her some perfume - Flower by Kenzo is this a nice fragrance? I went for 100ml because I am a ****ing legend like that. So women (and MK Shrimper) of SZ can you let me...- TrueBlue
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New bathroom
As my bathroom is looking a little worse for wear, and at the weekend one of Mrs Mk's perfume bottles fell off the bathroom cabinet and smashed a great big crack in the sink, has anyone got any idea how much it is to fit a new one? Don't need a khazi as that's in a seperate room.- MK Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Gift ideas for the wives birthday.
Lads, Sure you all know the score. Basically its the wifes birthday coming up. Its a time I dread as I never have the slightest clue what to get her. I dont know what perfume she wears, I dont know what jewellery she likes - Terrible I know. So I am turning to you all - my fellow shrimpers...- DTS
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Typical night at the Community Stadium
Saw this on Football 365. Always nice to have a chuckle at the neighbours...- palexander
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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The SZ/TZ End Of Season Party (Drink Up)
The SZ/TZ End Of Season Party Its that time of year again and the normal SZ end of season party is now teaming up with TZ Travel to make this the best one yet! Date: 1st May 2010 Time: 7:00pm till 2:00am Location: Bar Lambs (Downstairs Club Part) at the Lamb and Lion Pub (The Lamb and Lion...- TrueBlue
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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What Perfume have you bought your bird for Christmas?
I will get the ball rolling: Chanel Chance/Mademoiselle- southend4ever
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Xmas gifts for your Missus.
So chaps, what have you ******* your hard earned on for the missus, this xmas? I'll start. A pink Nintendo Dsi and a selection of games. Some Cd's Some Dvd's A bottle of perfume (Marc Jacobs I think) A cake decoration book. A Radley bag. Some Dior make-up. A few other bits like lingerie...- Smiffy
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Ricky Otto
Next up for election to the Hall of Fame is Ricky Otto. Ricky Otto had it all: skill, flair and funny looking hair. He was signed by B****y F*y for £100,000, a fee that seems suspiciously high for a Leyton Orient reserve. I won't make any libellous suggestions about brown envelopes...- Yorkshire Blue
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Stan Collymore
The next man up for election to the Southend United Hall of Fame is Stanley Victor Collymore. I think Stan might be the first man to divide opinion sufficiently to have a few no votes. After all, longevity is one of the criteria and Stan only graced a Southend shirt thirty-three times and...- Yorkshire Blue
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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For our troops
This text comes from an email i just received, the email is a chain letter complete with photos championing the work carried out by our troops, and those of our allies, day in / day out in war zones across the globe If you like to receive the original, please PM me with your email addy and i...- BLUEBLOOD
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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What to get her for Christmas
Anyone else get fed up wandering round shops looking for the perfect gift for the woman who has everything? My wife has always bought me and the kids Advent calenders.A few years ago she complained we didnt get her one, so I had an idea. I got 25 boxes, and bought 25 gifts. These range from...- steveo
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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A few funnies
Clearing out my desk at work and found the jokes below they are old. What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?? The man who: comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says "you're next fatty." Man walks into the bedroom...- SUFCEssex
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The International Council of Man Laws
The International Council of Man Laws 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking...- BLUEBLOOD
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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40 things You Would Love To Say Out Loud At Work
1 I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t. 2 I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3 How about never? Is never good for you? 4 I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5 I'm really easy to get along with...- Harold Bishop Killer
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Zone Party Day & The Biggest Raffle Ever 9th August.
As I hope you have all seen we are having an Opening Season Party day on Saturday the 9th of August ( The Peterborough at home day ) at the Spread. We will have the Usual BBQ and evening Disco and perhaps a few more Surprises. This time around the Owners of the Zone want to give more back to...- Cricko
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Zone Party Day & The Biggest Raffle Ever 9th August.
As I hope you have all seen we are having an Opening Season Party day on Saturday the 9th of August ( The Peterborough at home day ) at the Spread. We will have the Usual BBQ and evening Disco and perhaps a few more Surprises. This time around the Owners of the Zone want to give more back to...- Cricko
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- bbq icke ickets perfume profits python sidney spread suppor support
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Guts And Balls
We've heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and have the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'...- Harold Bishop Killer
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Friday Jokes
What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?? The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next, fatty." ----------------------------------------------------------- Man walks into...- SUFCFARAWAY
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Just Got Sent This Via Email
The questions below about Australia, are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV...- BoyWonder2
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- Forum: Homer's Bar