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Still Loves Emma Bunton. Roy McDonough is God!
Nov 7, 2003
Flying the flag for SUFC in Sai Kung, Hong Kong
I apologise for the length of the post but I'm curious to see if anyone fits the bill.

​** This marriage advert is clear, legit & real. **

When the true fate brings someone special related to your soul, distance is not an issue with cars & airplanes.

I am looking for a true nice ultra high net worth handsome white gentleman who I can rely on, leading to our beautiful marriage very soon & then a healthy family. You have the excellent husband materials with your warmest heart. Yo​​u can treat me nicely. You can always cherish, protect & spoil me​​; most of all is truly lov​​e me unconditionally.
​You are trustworthy & responsible​​. You have the knowledge & understanding of monogamous & ​​commitment. You can do what I need & want as your first priority with good intentions & fast actions take. A promise is a promise with your loyalty. We can relocate & live in somewhere to have cosy, beautiful, very safe, peaceful, clean & travel to different places together.

I am very tired of being a single woman & living in this city, I don't mind leaving Hong Kong for marriage. I don't plan to be a single woman.

​--- I am ---

​-- I am a nice ​Hong ​​Kong born East Asian woman in my mid 40s years old (No Indian, South & Southeast Asian ancestry). I look younger than my actual age probably related to genes. I am single, I have never been married & don't have any children. I am ​real, ​nice, trustworthy, beautiful, honest, straight forward, attractive, affection & family oriented.

​-- I am 5 ft 5 in height with a ​dark brown colored short hairstyle (either long or short hair style that looks fine), dark brown-blue colored eyes, fit- slender body shape. I am comfortable with good quality chic ​​clothing to classy dress up, I don't wear traditional clothes. I could be the 9 in the room depends on what I wear but I am not in the limelight showing off.

​-- I am located in a Hong Kong Island side close to the ocean & nice mountains. I enjoy good times in clean, peaceful, cosy & nice places with good & waterfront view. I love spending time with a little lovely sweetheart as long as she is happy, healthy & beloved. I don't plan to have my own children. I am neither a sports fan nor an athlete, I just don't seem to have too much sports energy & genes.

​--​ I like simple-classy-chic custom ​​design with techniques but high quality, fine arts, elegant & beautiful things, flowers, perfume, SPA, perfume relaxing oil massage, cinema, shopping, techno light music, yachts, beaches, etc.

​--​ I have table manners. I like dining out at different good restaurants of international cuisines (except super ​​oily​ / very sweet ​/ too spicy cuisine - no Indian food & Indian curry smell). Sometimes I like to cook different types of Western or Asian yummy foods. I am not a vegetarian or a super follower of organic food. ​Indeed I do not eat weird foods. ​I like healthy & refreshing drinks, sorbet, herbs, fresh fruits & juice, etc.

​--​ I am healthy & emotional stable, DD free, a non-smoker & never used drugs; I don't take high risk adventures into my health. I drink occasionally (just a glass of wine, sangria, cocktail or beer). I don't suffer from alcoholism, I rarely go to the bars. I don't need to drink & stay out late in order to enjoy myself.

​--​ I am agnostic. I am not interested in politics, I have never studied political science. I have traveled and/or lived overseas, including nice places in Europe, Australia, USA, Asia, etc. I speak English with mixed accent & a bit of other languages.

​--​ I am not keen staying in crowded & noisy environments, the locations of snow, war bone, high crime area, bone-chilling cold, desert, heavy rain storms, air pollution, heat wave, earthquake, tsunami, hurricane. I am not involved in any mafias activities, dangerous psychopaths, wild & weird people, domestic violence, gun violence, political allies' issues & relationships, protests, extra-marital affairs, transsexual people & gay matters, drug dealers & ​​addicts, casinos, party animals, wars, racism problem, wild & weird animals, religions matters, maniacs, terrorist groups, refugees or illegal immigrants' activities. Please don't attempt to drag me to competitions, gambling, climbing, farming, camping, hunting, dangerous activities & weird events. I dislike the most disgusting looking insects, mosquitoes, flies, bugs, snakes, frogs & rats & the smell of deet.

​--- You are​ ​​---

​--​ You have a positive mental attitude, serious, agnostic, white-skinned, clean cut, good teeth, at least 6 ft in height, around 40s - mid 50s years old. You are healthy, fit, DD free, non smoker; you don't suffer from alcoholism & drugs. You must be emotionally & mentally stable. You rarely go to nightlife districts & you wouldn't come home drunk as a lord so you wouldn't become a victim of an alcohol or drug-related crime. You are not a temperamental person.

​--​ You wear men's clothing (decent, tidy, suitable, chic or classy), you feel comfortable & look good. You are handsome & fit, You are not into a beard fashion. You don't have bad breath & body odor. You are neither an athlete & a super sports fan nor a person with a disability.

​--​ ​​​You are very single without complex emotional baggage. You are kind warm-hearted, affectionate, uncomplicated, sincere, respectful, well-mannered, positive marriage minded with a healthy direction, genuine, generous, gentle. You are supportive, giving, loving, caring & understanding; easy to talk to but also serious. You are loyal & family oriented with traditional values & moral, you can respect & take really good care of me in every aspect.

​-- You are financially extremely secured & strong. You can share your net worth & open the joint names bank accounts without delay & give me the centurion card & the supplementary bank cards hopefully soon after. You have luxury houses, nice cars & a nice yacht, etc. You can share your assets & real estate to ensure our family's good prospects & security.

-- If you can buy a luxury home in the south side of Hong Kong island (not a downtown location - not crowded) as our family's asset for our family that's a good option. ​You can hire a good private driver & much better domestic helpers to take care of a family​'s. You can be a loving uncle for the children.

Fine dining, drinks, luxury shopping, chilling out at home, going out, weekend getaways, tra​​vel & live in together. Chemistry & attraction has to be there.

You can propose the best marriage proposal with the engagement ring then we will select our wedding rings & arrange our wedding.

You can be the right man who suits my criteria & meets all my requirements, be positive & reply with your identify, full name, your decent photo, address, tel. no., email address & tell me more about yourself with your decent reply. I shall return mine so we can talk on the phone for our own communication. ​Thank you.​

Mad Cyril

The Fresh Prince of Belfairs⭐
Oct 29, 2003
Flavour country
Sounds like she is looking for an international player like myself but I am already taken.
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Junior Blues Coordinator⭐
Dec 27, 2007
Wow, :stunned: not making many demands is she? Doesn't she contradict herself about family....one minute saying: ".....leading to our beautiful marriage very soon & then a healthy family," and then later saying: "I don't plan to have my own children."

Good luck with that, lady, I fear your demands are beyond the reach of many men who mostly have feet of clay rather than being the man of your over romanticised imagination.

Gt Yarmouth Shrimper

Aug 19, 2008
Wow, :stunned: not making many demands is she? Doesn't she contradict herself about family....one minute saying: ".....leading to our beautiful marriage very soon & then a healthy family," and then later saying: "I don't plan to have my own children."

Good luck with that, lady, I fear your demands are beyond the reach of many men who mostly have feet of clay rather than being the man of your over romanticised imagination.

I presume that's how you snared your hubby Kay.


Life President⭐
Oct 12, 2014
She sounds as dull as ditch water. Pleased to say I tick about 20 of her many dislikes, so I'm out.


Life President
Nov 13, 2003
In the works
I stopped at "I am looking for a true nice ultra high net worth handsome white gentleman".

Not because I don't fit the bill, just because she's obviously a racist.
Sep 8, 2011
South London
sadly i could only find the last video of the whole set, which is a shame but here's what i could find