Winkle
Manager
Not to many believe it or not but my most memorable was when me and the beloved was on our honeymoon. I was clowning around acting the fool, just messing about when I climbed up to the highest board to jump in the pool and just splash my missus, but what I did not see was that she was holding on to the edge with her legs outstretched and I jumped so close and landed on her legs. 13 stone of beef and muscle (ha ha) did not go down to well and after she surfaced she let out a cry of pain and started sobbing. We ended up at the nearest hospital to be told that I had infact severly damaged the tendons and ligaments in both her legs. What could I do but keep apologising profusely as the last 4 days of our honeymoon she was unable to walk anywhere. The guilt still lives with me now some 19 years later, and she never ever lets me forget it!
