bucket&spade.f.c
SUFC Tour Organiser 2012
Went for my afternoon dump and didnt check for bog roll first (who does?) Anyway after releasing the rather loose deposit i reached for the bog roll - nothing!!
Anyway, no panic, must be some in trap 2 next door - no, empty as well.
Couldnt be arsed (arsed get it?, no?) to leave without wiping and getting some bog roll from facilities so i took my boxers off and wiped my arse with them and then threw then in the bin ( no plastic bag)
I am expecting an email to all staff tomorrow about hygiene where i am going ot have to try and keep a straight face.
Anyway, no panic, must be some in trap 2 next door - no, empty as well.
Couldnt be arsed (arsed get it?, no?) to leave without wiping and getting some bog roll from facilities so i took my boxers off and wiped my arse with them and then threw then in the bin ( no plastic bag)
I am expecting an email to all staff tomorrow about hygiene where i am going ot have to try and keep a straight face.