If you could change to an object for 1 hour,what would you be?

[Winkle]

We are talking about this at work at the moment, if you could metamorph into an object/piece of clothing for one hour what would you be, This isn't as easy as you think as I thought maybe a lapdancing pole or a towel in the girls locker room,but I narrowed it down to two
(1) Natasha Kaplinskys knickers........... Wooooh hold on a minute as I can feel the tornado of neg rep about to hit canary warf, and my works P.C, but i bet it would be quite a sight and the only reason ( before you start unleashing the neg rep is).....
(2) That The first choice would allways be...... Jolene Blalocks thong, because I would simply like to see wether vulcans are as close to humans as they are made out so we could mate and produce,WINKLE/VULCAN offspring we could name our first born, WINCAN!......... !

God I am so bored!

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Hmmm.
This has the potential to be the most perverted thread of the week! ;)

 

[Pubey]

Hmmm.
This has the potential to be the most perverted thread of the week! ;)

with DtS's friday poll to come as well! let the challenge begin!

 

[Cricko2]

Kylie Minogues Vibrator...:D

 

[chadded]

Kylie Minogues Vibrator...:D

I was about to say Lucy Pinder's artificial love rod. Great minds....

 

[SUFC_Al]

I was about to say Lucy Pinder's artificial love rod. Great minds....

Beat me to that one Chadded...

 

[chadded]

Beat me to that one Chadded...

Phew, lucky me and all that. Sloppy seconds? No thank you! :p

 

[Cricko2]

Beat me to that one Chadded...

You would have trouble Al, your Pony tail would hinder it.:D

 

[SUFC_Al]

Phew, lucky me and all that. Sloppy seconds? No thank you! :p

you wouldn't want to go after me...you wouldn't want to disappoint now would you! :D

 

[chadded]

you wouldn't want to go after me...you wouldn't want to disappoint now would you! :D

Good point. Presented well.

 

[SUFC_Al]

You would have trouble Al, your Pony tail would hinder it.:D

the damn thing is more of a hinderance than helper!

 

[SUFC_Al]

Good point. Presented well.

gracious in defeat :D :p

Well played sir!

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Nora Batty's tights.

 

[South Bank Hank]

I'm going to go for the bikini bottoms that Jessica Alba wore when diving in "Into the Blue"...

Can't beat a bit of diving you know.

 

[Bob Cratchitt]

XS Thermometer to see who was right XS or Einstein?? :confused:





:angel:

 

[Winkle]

I have thought of another, How about the waxpaper on Tricia Helfers bikinii line, when she goes for a Brazilian...... the topics endless!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

The showerhead in Nicola Roberts bathroom (we're almost back to the Soapy t1tw@nk thread of last week!)

 

[Mr. Benedict]

This thread has not disappointed so far in it's penchance for pervertedness.
Keep it up people! :D

 

[Firestorm]

Tara Phillips saddle ,Madonna's aerobics mat or the 2nd serve tennis ball in a Shaparaova service game.

 

[Benji91]

The bathroom mirror at the playboy mansion....