DTS
The Business
Ben from work is tonight off to his birds works summer ball at some poncey hotel somewhere.
He today claimed that as its all free he is going to make the most of it by having "Breakfast in bed" off the back of her company.
Now I personally think a cooked breakfast in bed is pretty rough for the following reasons.
1) Cant get comfortbale eating at that angle.
2) Dont like eating while just in my boxer shorts.
3) Dont like idea of crumbs in the bed all be it not my bed.
4) Having to have dirty plate in your room.
Ben on the plus side things the following
1) Dont have to get up early.
2) Brought to your room.
3) People cant see your shocking table manors.
4) People cant see you look like a pile of crap from the night before.
After he smashed me in the "peas with fish debate" he is now getting very cocky. Please settle this dispute.
DtS
He today claimed that as its all free he is going to make the most of it by having "Breakfast in bed" off the back of her company.
Now I personally think a cooked breakfast in bed is pretty rough for the following reasons.
1) Cant get comfortbale eating at that angle.
2) Dont like eating while just in my boxer shorts.
3) Dont like idea of crumbs in the bed all be it not my bed.
4) Having to have dirty plate in your room.
Ben on the plus side things the following
1) Dont have to get up early.
2) Brought to your room.
3) People cant see your shocking table manors.
4) People cant see you look like a pile of crap from the night before.
After he smashed me in the "peas with fish debate" he is now getting very cocky. Please settle this dispute.
DtS