Musical Kryptonite

[canveyshrimper]

Country & Western as a genre, I cannot abide any of that **** kicking ****, or the mournful dirges about a bloke whose wife has left him the crop has failed, his kids have ricketts, and his sheepdog piles.:guns: :guns: :mad:

 

[Pubey]

andrew lloyd webber

 

[chaco27saf]

The Fray. I didn't used to have a problem with them, but their songs are played on the radio way too often over here. Next time I hear that Over my Head song I really think that I might go insane.

 

[Flinty]

The lighthouse family.
Embrace.
Dido.
Paul Weller.

Hold the back page.....one person i never expected to see on this thread was Paul Weller......you can't be serious :guns:

 

[SUFC_Al]

I have far too many to list!

 

[ShrimperChris]

Spot on. Absolute ****e excuse for a song, endless whining and you can hardly understand a word he is saying. The 'whining' style of singing is also why i can't stand the Scissor Sisters.

YES! Scissor Sisters are, IMO, complete rubbish. Cant stand them. Its not right how a bloke should have that high a voice!
:guns:

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

YES! Scissor Sisters are, IMO, complete rubbish. Cant stand them. Its not right how a bloke should have that high a voice!
:guns:

Or a bank balance that large, the untalented little pr1ck!

 

[HUTTON]

:guns: cheeky Girls :thump: :thump:

 

[ShrimperChris]

:guns: cheeky Girls :thump: :thump:

That shoulnt count, you can hardly call that ****e music can you?!
:flamer:

 

[Bluesmanager]

Pretty much anything in the Top 40 charts in this day and age.

It's either talentless X-Factor people riding on their fangirls or rappers who just talk tripe into the mike at 215mph.

 

[Andy_S]

That feckin Nelly and Kelly song has to be up there.

Argggggghhhhhhhhhhh.

 

[Ron Manager]

Will have to take issue here on a couple of points here.

Firstly I think the Mika single is a fantastic pop song, pure camp brilliance and so different from everything else in the charts at the moment.

I also agree with whoever said Paul Weller. Weller is a legend purely for being in The Jam, one of the greatest bands ever. However hearing the dirge he churns out as a solo artist is painful for me - how can the same man responsible for Eton Rifles, Down in The Tube Station, Billy Hunt and so many others sink so low?

 

[MK Shrimper]

No, no, no.

Weller may have produced some toss as a solo artist, but The Wild Wood album is up there with anything The Jam produced. Some of his latest work is cracking, From The Floorboards Up, Sweetpea.

Mika - three words - ONE HIT WONDER or ANNOYING AS ****.

True musical anathema - 99.9% of R&B/Hip Hop/Dance Music.

Still, as I'm a grumpy old dadrocker, i'm bound to be shot down :) .... Horny ****ING Horny Mr Stokes????

 

[Jai]

I agree with Yorkshire Blue, Savage Garden are by far my most despised band of all time.

Leave the mushy ****e to the women eh lads?

 

[MrB]

I won't take the easy route and nominate all the previously mentioned pop slush (WL, SG etc) as that would acknowledge it as a musical genre :)

In terms of actual acknowledged genres I have to say I find reggae utterly tiresome, I just can't get my head round it's appeal.

 

[NZamba Legend]

David Essex- gets played in the times in the clubs that I frequent.

 

[SUFC_Al]

The White Stripes for me are one of the most boring 'bands' in history

Truly awful, I remember the Currant Bun described them as 'as fast and as heavy as Metallica' :finger: :finger:

A diarrhoretic **** is faster and heavier than them.

:flamer:

 

[sufcintheprem]

Shakira really annoys me as does anything associated with anything crazy froglike.

But the biggest **** has to be James Blunt with his stupid gimpish smug smile. What the ****'s wrong with America that makes them buy his ****piece album in their droves? He's a talentless ****er with one noticable song who carries a guitar of convenience to try and give an aura of alternative when he just produces soppy mundane ****.

 

[C C Csiders]

Phil Collins and/or Genesis.

On the basis that I will shoot all those in my near vicinity and as a result will have to turn the gun on myself and blast my brains out.