Kent Shrimper
Mike Reid
Col Ewe boss Phil Parkinson dies and goes up to heaven. He's greeted at the gates by St Peter who allows him in but tells him that he has to go and speak to God.
God watches Phil approach and says that he has some good news for him. "You see that house over there" pointing to a rather ramshackle old house a short distance away, "that is your new home".
Parkinson examines the house only to find that it's in need of some repair although it is painted in Blue and White Stripes and a small Dirty flag flies from the front of the house.
"Cheer up, Phil" says God. "Most people up here don't get their own home so you should be gratefull"
Phil was just about to thank the big man when he notices a beautiful three storey mansion perched on top of the hill. The house is magnificent with a long driveway adorned with Southend United flags on either side.
The front of the house is painted Blue and has a Southend scarf hanging from every window.
"Hold on a second God, how come Steve Tilson gets a beautiful home like that and I get a dump"
"Don't be so stupid, Phil, that's not Tillys home, IT'S MINE!"
God watches Phil approach and says that he has some good news for him. "You see that house over there" pointing to a rather ramshackle old house a short distance away, "that is your new home".
Parkinson examines the house only to find that it's in need of some repair although it is painted in Blue and White Stripes and a small Dirty flag flies from the front of the house.
"Cheer up, Phil" says God. "Most people up here don't get their own home so you should be gratefull"
Phil was just about to thank the big man when he notices a beautiful three storey mansion perched on top of the hill. The house is magnificent with a long driveway adorned with Southend United flags on either side.
The front of the house is painted Blue and has a Southend scarf hanging from every window.
"Hold on a second God, how come Steve Tilson gets a beautiful home like that and I get a dump"
"Don't be so stupid, Phil, that's not Tillys home, IT'S MINE!"
