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  1. Happy bonfire night 2016

    Sitting her in Germany,having a beer or few..just remembered its BONFIRE night. It WAS a great night when i was a child..in Elm rd..with my dad..things went wrong..most of the fireworks went up"in smoke"no PUN intended. By Pollards and Knights (Leigh)..with a Guy Fawkes...penny for the Guy!!(...
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    • blues bonfire ched dont driveway english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league rate real football roots hall sausage shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. Things cant be that bad!!

    Things cant be that bad, Adam Barrett has a nice shiny new 4x4 VW Toureg on his driveway, must have been paid then.. How on earth do footballers manage to live these days!!
  3. Interpol Shrimper

    Phone Call

    Shamelessly nicked from another forum... **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,** **'Hello?'** **'Hi honey.** **This is Daddy.** **Is Mummy near the phone?'** **'No, Daddy.** **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'** **After a brief pause,** **Daddy says,** **'But honey, you haven't...
  4. BLUEBLOOD

    How to start a fight

    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming...
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Rusty Shackleford

    Team you hate for some obscure or irrational reason

    I'm sure the 'which team do you hate the most' thread has been done before, and the usual scum have been discussed - Wet Sham, Col Ewe, Borient etc. But is there a team out there which you just don't like, and you can't really explain why? Or a team you despise for some bizarre and entertaining...

  6. A little dilemma

    Yesterday at work I received a call from my 5 year old to say that because she had been the best in the class she was allowed to look after the class room Teddy Bear. I of course told her how exciting it was and that I couldn't wait like a proud dad to get home and see her wonderful trophy...
  7. The Big Shrimp

    Civic Centre Car Park

    For those of you like me who used the above mentioned car park last season & before, how many saw the blatant p!ss take by our penny pinching council? They have now introduced parking fees for what used to be a free car park. The new fees go: 1 hour 80p, 2 hours £1.50, 4 hours £4.00! I might...
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    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. Southend_Lady

    Interesting random Facts

    Slow day for me at work and just got this email -Interesting Facts In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb' ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in...
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. Tillys Just Got Home

    Tilly has justed pulled up on his driveway, no more signings then, unless somethings already been done
  10. Che's Left Foot

    Ron: The day my family home was raided by the police

    Apologies if it's already been posted, but Ron's article on the echo website makes for interesting reading... Link: http://www.echo-news.co.uk/display.var.1263579.0.the_day_my_family_home_was_raided_by_the_police.php
    • Che's Left Foot
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    • bra centred chocolate consultants contractors conversation crack daw deed degree didn dining dressed driveway following foo fro intent mix money occasions officer officers posted prepared promoting recognise reserved resources shrinking sinister sons supply test town unusually warrant weapons wished
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. Xàbia Shrimper

    Southend United - How far have we come? Part 6

    “We’ve always said from the start that we’re not long-term football club owners.” In the middle of December 2004, Colin Wagman of Delancey Estates revealed that he had been approached by Ron Martin with the view to sell the company’s 50% stake in Southend United. Delancey had invested heavily in...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
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    • acquired bound capital claimed claiming crow deed driveway eastwood enthusiasm essex following foo freddy eastwood hall icke ickets ish league league one ley lose prepared proving quashed rattle rental rock roots rousing sole suppor support test town trophy vale
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. Davros

    Some1 nicked my idea...

    <a href="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Freddie-Eastwood-Laid-My-Driveway_W0QQitemZ160050729443QQihZ006QQcategoryZ15687QQssPageNam eZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem" target="_blank">Ebay</a>
  13. Davros

    Council tax banding

    I&#39;ve just moved into a new property, and i feel my local governemnt is trying to rip me off with my council tax, therefore i am challenging the appeal. I know its a long shot, but did anyone move into a two bedroom flat in 1991, and if so, how much did it cost (in the southendish area...
    • Davros
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    • bathroom bedroom cos dining driveway lou renting
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. Life changing decision - advice needed

    I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision: I've suspected for some time now that my missus has been cheating on me. The usual signs. (Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up, etc…). She started going out with the girls from work a lot recently although when I ask which girls...
    • Ron Manager
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    • didn driveway suspected taxi
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  15. Songs from Col U board

    Thought some are funny, you could use some v Gillingham! The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round...   We pay your benefits, we pay your benefits... in the same tune as "where's your caravan?" "you're all single mums, you're all single mums!" one man went to war went...
    • col u
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    • driveway escort essex ford league mums scum stealing
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006, WHEN...

    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven&#39;t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of four. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch...
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    • dial didn driveway exactly phone in wasn
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Kent Shrimper

    Phil Parkinson

    Col Ewe boss Phil Parkinson dies and goes up to heaven. He's greeted at the gates by St Peter who allows him in but tells him that he has to go and speak to God. God watches Phil approach and says that he has some good news for him.  "You see that house over there" pointing to a rather...
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