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eaststander

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In todays Sunday Mirror Football supplement - front page. Has picture of Bury groundsman trying to use roller on pitch in pouring rain. Article headlined Wet - Southend team bus breaks down. Wet - game called off after 6 mins. Wet - Phil Browns fake tan runs in rain! Quite funny in the circumstances!
 

THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK

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In todays Sunday Mirror Football supplement - front page. Has picture of Bury groundsman trying to use roller on pitch in pouring rain. Article headlined Wet - Southend team bus breaks down. Wet - game called off after 6 mins. Wet - Phil Browns fake tan runs in rain! Quite funny in the circumstances!

What! He wears fake tan. Outrageous. I suggest Rimmel Sunshimmer Instant Tan Water Resistant, next time.
 
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What! He wears fake tan. Outrageous. I suggest Rimmel Sunshimmer Instant Tan Water Resistant, next time.

Yes - there are plenty of sea and rain resistant products on the market these days so there really is no need for PB to let the side down by wearing a runny fake tan - it's not Strictly Come Dancing you know. :facepalm:

I wonder what his sheets look like in the morning?
 

Blues4LifeDan

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Yes - there are plenty of sea and rain resistant products on the market these days so there really is no need for PB to let the side down by wearing a runny fake tan - it's not Strictly Come Dancing you know. :facepalm:

I wonder what his sheets look like in the morning?

Ask his mistress!
 

AndyT

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That's a good view of the match from that house there.:cool:
 
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