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OldBlueLady

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I hope you like this, and it's not too ancient a one!

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Cinderella is now 95 years old.

After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince,

she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching
the world go by from her front porch, with a cat
named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the

fairy godmother.

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Cinderella said, 'Fairy Godmother, what are

you doing here after all these years'?

The fairy godmother replied, 'Cinderella,
you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your
heart still yearns?'

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed,
and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish:


'The prince was wonderful, but not much

of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension. Instantly- her rocking chair turned into solid gold.

Cinderella said, 'Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother'

The fairy godmother replied, 'It is the least that I can do.
What do you want for your second wish?'

Cinderella looked down at her frail body,
and said, 'I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had.'
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At once, her wish became reality, and her

beautiful young visage returned.

Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had

been dormant for years. And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: 'You have one more wish; what shall it be?'
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Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in

the corner and says, 'I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man.' Magically, Bob suddenly underwent such fundamental a change in his biological make-up
that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful ~the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.

The fairy godmother said, 'Congratulations, Cinderella,
enjoy your new life.'

With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, The fairy godmother was gone as suddenly
as she appeared.

For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella
looked into each other's eyes.
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Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most

beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.

Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat
transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms.

He leaned-in close, blowing her golden hair
with his warm breath as he whispered...

'Bet you're sorry you had Me neutered...'

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