What is hacking you off today?

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Just had my Dupuytren's contracture op. Still groggy from the general anaesthetic. First world problems.

Speedy recovery sir.

 

[C'mon you Shrimpers]

Speedy recovery sir.

Thanks all. Arm in plaster and sling. Dosed up with co-codamol. Feeling pretty chilled. Didn't know until I read the leaflet that the codeine in co-codamol is changed to morphine by the liver. Blimey. I'll be in the south upper on Saturday.

 

[Benfleet A1]

I was due to go and see a gig in Brighton in April

Travelodge for one night = £228 - sod that. I'll sell the tickets and go elsewhere.

Drive home after. It's only a couple of hours at most.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Drive home after. It's only a couple of hours at most.

I doubt I'll be able to kick my trainers off, let alone drive.

 

[ESG]

The dreaded e-mail from Scottish Power about the end of 2 year fixed deal on 28th Feb.

Ouch !!

 

[Mad Cyril]

My phone refusing to read my fingerprint every time I do a bit of DIY.

I have just managed to lock myself out of my banking app.

 

[blues exile]

Use Chrome all the time, have done for years, tried to log on today and got a message 'entry point could not be found'! Any suggestions? Maybe as I am on Windows 7 and it has suddenly stopped supporting it? Have got Firefox as backup so not the end of the world, just annoying.

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

Use Chrome all the time, have done for years, tried to log on today and got a message 'entry point could not be found'! Any suggestions? Maybe as I am on Windows 7 and it has suddenly stopped supporting it? Have got Firefox as backup so not the end of the world, just annoying.

Yes, update to Windows 10 or 11.

 

[blues exile]

Yes, update to Windows 10 or 11.

Thanks, I had thought that was the problem but in your experience, does updating to 10/11 cause any problems of its own?

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

Thanks, I had thought that was the problem but in your experience, does updating to 10/11 cause any problems of its own?

I updated to Windows 10. It's better. No problems so far and everything works smoother. There were glitches in Windows 7 and Vista.

 

[blues exile]

I updated to Windows 10. It's better. No problems so far and everything works smoother. There were glitches in Windows 7.

Thanks for your help, will try 10

 

[Floval Flyer]

Over 10 minutes spent on Will Ferrell turning up at a Wrexham game, on BBC breakfast.

Trivial rubbish takes prescient over a club in the same league heading into oblivion.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Over 10 minutes spent on Will Ferrell turning up at a Wrexham game, on BBC breakfast.

Trivial rubbish takes prescient over a club in the same league heading into oblivion.

Wrexham are the Bubbles The Chimp of the National League and sooner or later celebrities will get bored of it.

 

[Realist]

Nicola Bulley situation.

 

[Supershrimper]

The US shooting down all these balloons. Don't they realise its just a charity balloon race from China.

 

[RHB]

The US shooting down all these balloons. Don't they realise its just a charity balloon race from China.

A spokesperson from the Pentagon has not dismissed the possibility of Extraterrestrials, I kid you not.

 

[Maldon Shrimper]

Receiving phone calls from a Asian person who say they are from BT Openreach and you have a problem with your internet then they try and convince you they have an English name

 

[Supershrimper]

A spokesperson from the Pentagon has not dismissed the possibility of Extraterrestrials, I kid you not.

I would hope ET has travelled the galaxy in a cooler method of transport than a balloon.

If it doesn't resemble either the Millennium Falcon or the ship from Flight of the Navigator then i'd be very disappointed

 

[RHB]

I would hope ET has travelled the galaxy in a cooler method of transport than a balloon.

If it doesn't resemble either the Millennium Falcon or the ship from Flight of the Navigator then i'd be very disappointed

Either of which just wouldn't let themselves get shot down.

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

A spokesperson from the Pentagon has not dismissed the possibility of Extraterrestrials, I kid you not.

That was close. Now confirmed all those UFOs and the other description they use, were all man made. Just like the other hundreds they shoot down each year for spying, or for flying too low and being a danger to aircraft. And there's me getting all excited. I just want to invite a couple of Aliens in for a cup of tea.