Mad Cyril
The Fresh Prince of Belfairs⭐⭐
Violent crime up 39% in Southend.
My bet is most of the increase is in Leigh.
My bet is most of the increase is in Leigh.
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What is hacking you off today?
Tangled up in Blue
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Mad Cyril
The Fresh Prince of Belfairs⭐⭐
Sure to increase this weekend.Probably not in Leigh,either.
Do you think the trouble in Venezuela will spread to South East Essex?
MK Shrimper
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Coffee ponces with all ****y gadgets around the tea bar. Millenials, FFS!
Tangled up in Blue
Certified Senior Citizen⭐
Nope.I was thinking more of the hordes from Sunderland coming down for the game.I'll be over too (in Westcliff) but I certainly won't be looking for any trouble.
MK Shrimper
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Nope.I was thinking more of the hordes from Sunderland coming down for the game.I'll be over too (in Westcliff) but I certainly won't be looking for any trouble.
I thought you'd be challenging the capitalist patriarchy and superglueing your hands to Keddies?
KevinJH
Illudium Q-36 Operator
Being woken by a B&Q delivery lorry this morning - before 7 a.m. ffs ! - banging and crashing about. Must've been taking lessons from the Tesco's food delivery oiks 
Sure to increase this weekend.Probably not in Leigh,either.
True, you are a one man crime wave.
Allegedly, Hales used the same line in his defence.
Tangled up in Blue
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MK Shrimper
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Well I never.And there was me thinking that Keddies had long gone.
You've already smashed a bit of the system. Like it, up the workers comrade.
Benfleet A1
Hector Of The House
Can't eat lamb!! I'd rather die.
MK Shrimper
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Just realised there's no trains on saturday. Bloody Notwork Rail.......
Tangled up in Blue
Certified Senior Citizen⭐
Just realised there's no trains on saturday. Bloody Notwork Rail.......
ON C2C or Liverpool Street?
OldBlueLady
Junior Blues Coordinator⭐⭐
Liverpool Street, hasn't been for weeks at weekends - bus replacement only from Shenfield.
Tangled up in Blue
Certified Senior Citizen⭐
Cheers.Just checked.C2C/Fenchurch street is out but there's a C2 C service from Liverpool Street.Which suits us fine.
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OldBlueLady
Junior Blues Coordinator⭐⭐
Our sick note of a manager - had the day off yesterday as his kids' school was shut for voting, and he's just let us know he won't be in today due to "sickness and ****s". FFS, this man is ill more often than he's well!
B/H Monday and no bacon in the fridge. There will have to be an independent enquiry.
Mad Cyril
The Fresh Prince of Belfairs⭐⭐
Had to clear up a dead fox in my back garden.
Luckily I had put the job off so long it had dried out and was all crispy but still a gruesome job...
Luckily I had put the job off so long it had dried out and was all crispy but still a gruesome job...
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