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Who is your No.1 In the World?!? (Could develop into NSFW)

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southend_lady said:
Is it me or does she look like she has a bit of a package going on down below????
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Strangely enough Sam ....I once went out with a Lady who had quite a large bone in that area. It was More of an "up an under" to get to grips there. A Willy like a Banana would of helped more. But quite stimulating all the same .:) .
 
Did "she" have a rather pronounced adams apple and large hands John? Did you drink champagne and did it taste like cherry cola? C O L A cola?
 
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Cricko said:
Strangely enough Sam ....I once went out with a Lady who had quite a large bone in that area. It was More of an "up an under" to get to grips there. A Willy like a Banana would of helped more. But quite stimulating all the same .:) .
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Thank you for sharing that with us all John....maybe that is the problem with the lady above, you must admit it doesnt look that feminine, granted the rest of her body is great but.....banana willy receiver or not, I wouldnt wish that podgy looking set of flaps on any female....
 
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Hmm Ellen........

(Shes tiny look !)
 
Slipperduke said:
No Jade, Ricey?!;)

I'm a bit snowed under, so I can't do pics right now, but here's my top 3.


1, Alison Stokke. There's no getting around it, I'm smitten.

2, That French bird off the Peugeot adverts. It's the way she bites her lip in the final scene

3, Britt Ekland, circa 1975.
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definitely the renaut bird and that pole vaulter... shwing!
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BoyWonder2 said:
Rachel Stevens is my number one, no one ever gets close to her.
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Exactly, I'd wager that's because of her well-known pronounced body odour problem! What is it they used to say on that Lee & Herring programme, the girl who smelt of spam? That's Rachel Stevens :hilarious:
 
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