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  1. Jessica Ennis-Hill

    Retires from athletics. So that's the first entrant of Strictly 2017 wrapped up then. :smile:
  2. Cricko

    Second Semi-Final

    The Second Semi-final to see who ultimately faces Emily in the final is between, Rosie Jones - SUFC Tom. v Jessica Jane Clement - CasualBlue. Pictures and votes please guy's
  3. Cricko


    We now have our 4 Semi-Finalists. Emily Atack - SupaBlues. Holly Willoughby - Ldnfasto. Jessica Jane Clement - CasualBlue. Rosie Jones - SUFC Tom. The Draw for the Semi-finals: Ties will take place next Monday and Tuesday. Holly Willoughby - Ldnfasto. v Emily Atack - SupaBlues. Monday...
  4. Cricko

    Quarter Final Heat 4 NSFW

    The last heat in the Quarter Finals is between, Jessica Jane Clement - CasualBlue. v Rosie Huntington Whiteley - Kent shrimper. Pictures and votes please gents.
  5. Cricko

    Round 2 Heat 2

    Today's second heat is between, Kelly Brook -Uncle leo. V Jessica Jane Clement - CasualBlue Votes and Pictures please guy's.
  6. Cricko

    Round 1 Heat 12

    Heat 12 brings together the battle between, Jessica Jane Clement - CasualBlue V Irina Shayk - davewebbsbrain Pictures and voted please gents.
  7. Cricko

    Draws and Results.

    Battles will start next Tuesday the 23rd. Sort your pictures boys. Scarlett Johansson - adwebb16 V Christina Hendricks- Rusty Rosie Huntington Whiteley - Kent shrimper V Katy Perry - Hazey Holly Willoughby - Ldnfasto V Zooey Deschanel - Drastic Sturgeon Caterina Murino - Flinty V Anne Hathaway...
  8. Sarah Jessica Parker...

  9. Lizzie and Sarah

    Discuss / Rant.... Just watched the pilot of a dark comedy from the stable of Jessica Hynes & Julia Davis - similar in a way to Nighty Night....which I believe was shown at a reasonable hour during the week. It was very funny, and very dark and occasionally very uncomfortable - the sort of...
  10. Uncle Leo

    Jessica Ennis vs Anna Kournikova

    World heptathlon champion vs one-time Wimbledon semi-finalist...
  11. Uncle Leo

    Nominations please

    Time for another battle. The rules of engagement for this one are: 1)Participants must be or have been a recognised sportswoman at a reasonably high level. For example, Audrey Tatou is not eligible, even if she may once have run in the 100m for her school. If your nomination is someone not...
  12. DTS

    Your ultimate threesome partners.

    If you could have any two women in the world as part of a threesome who would it be? And for the fence sitters amongst you I am not allowing wives,husbands etc. Personally I would go for Jessica Simpson and Saskia from Big Brother years ago (Not that I liked the show just her). I think its...
  13. canveyshrimper

    World Athletics Championships

    Hopefully Jessica Ennis is going to take Gold in the Heptahlon tonight. Usain Bolt is also through to the 100m final, I wonder if he can beat the world record. He ran 9.89 in the semi while slowing down, amazing.
  14. South Bank Hank

    Round 1 - Jessica Biel v KEELEY HAZELL

    SZ Totty Cup Round 1 Action Voting closes in 24 hours. REMEMBER! Your vote is important - don't give it up too early. In Round 1 of the competition, Jessica Biel (sponsored by Flinty) is paired with Keeley Hazell (sponsored by Dave). Post your pictures, arguments, support and loathing. If...
  15. South Bank Hank


    Gentlemen - and hopefully some of you ladies - it's that time again. The Totty Cup is back and it's bigger and better than ever. As last year, we will be harnessing the outstanding intellect, wide-ranging intelligence and thought-provoking insight that exists on this fine board and putting it...
  16. The General

    Just to put a smile on your face ...

    Enjoy x
  17. Dallas Cowboys interview on Sky???

    Did anyone just see the interview with one of the Dallas Cowboys on SSN?..... ow my ferking good god....he was greeting like a baby defending his quarter back for going on a shag fest weekend with Jessica Simpson. I thought i was watching a re-run of Jerry Maguire
  18. South Bank Hank

    Totty Cup Semis - Theuriau versus Alba

    READ THREAD BEFORE VOTING SZ Totty Cup Semi Final Action Voting closes in exactly 24 hours. In the Semi Finals of the competition, Melissa Theuriau (sponsored by South Bank Hank) is paired with Jessica Alba (sponsored by number11). Post your pictures, arguments, support and loathing. If both...
  19. Matt the Shrimp

    Totty Cup - round 2, half-time scores

    Well, as you'd expect, the 2nd round contests are being fought gamely by all the contestants, and as yet it is too early for any of our contestants to be dreaming of the semi-finals. However, the matches are progressing as follows: Melissa Theuriau v. Rachael Stevens In what appears so far to...
  20. South Bank Hank

    Totty Cup 2 - Alba versus Hazell

    READ THREAD BEFORE VOTING SZ Totty Cup Round 2 Action Voting closes at 9.30am tomorrow morning. In Round 2 of the competition, Jessica Alba (sponsored by number11) is paired with Keeley Hazell (sponsored by blues_r_best). Post your pictures, arguments, support and loathing. If both...