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  1. Doughnut Dash - in aid of Kidney Research UK

    5 kilometres, 5 doughnuts – Have you got what it takes? The Challenge To run 5k, stopping to consume a whole ring doughnut at every kilometer (5 doughnuts in total!). Each doughnut has to be eaten before continuing with the run, so no eating while running. On completion of each doughnut, you...
  2. Best pub you have ever visited and why...

    I'm going to go for the Oliver Cromwell in St. Ives, Cambridgeshire. Almost right on the river, several well kept ales that change daily and a fantastic Steak and Kidney pudding. I can't think of a boozer that touches it in this part of the world as much as I love it. Honourable mention to...
  3. Mad Cyril

    King of the chip shop menu.

    The subject came up at work and although I love skate it is expensive and I have had a few dodgy bits. For consistency and value does anything beat the saveloy, battered sausage or steak and kidney pie?
  4. Thorpe Groyney

    Togo Players Shot At African Cup Of Nations

    Surprised it hasn't been mentioned yet. Togo team coach attacked by Angolan terrorists. Driver killed and, it's reported, 9 injured, with two players seriously hurt, one of them having a kidney shot.
  5. Things aint that bad at RH after all

    Reading this you realise things aint too bad at SUFC, this is an actual letter sent to Grimsby Town by a fan after a game this season, read on its very good........ Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude...
  6. Shrimper

    Grimsby rant

    :D Absolutely brilliant.
  7. The Flying Scotsman

    SZFC - Why have we chosen the Angelina Our Star Appeal

    All, There's been a lot of hard work going into making the "Sunrise to Sunset Charity Match" a really successful event, and we are doing our best to raise as much money as we can for the Angelina Our Star Appeal. So why have we chosen this appeal? Below is Angelina's story which is written by...
  8. The Flying Scotsman

    SZFC - Why are we backing the Angelina Our Star Appeal

    All, There's been a lot of hard work going into making the "Sunrise to Sunset Charity Match" a really successful event, and we are doing our best to raise as much money as we can for the Angelina Our Star Appeal. So why have we chosen this appeal? Below is Angelina's story which is written by...
  9. Jim McNulty in Intensive Care

    Albion defender Jim McNulty is in intensive care with a ruptured kidney. The full horror of the injury he suffered in the second half of Saturday's home defeat by Crewe has now been revealed by the club. McNulty, signed from Stockport last month, was visited at the Royal Sussex County Hospital...
  10. Slipperduke

    All I Want For Christmas...

    All I Want For Christmas Is.... Cristiano Ronaldo - A move to Real Madrid Santa Claus will get a distinct case of deja-vu when he opens young Cristiano's letter and sees his request scrawled out in red felt-tip pen. Didn't he send that last year? Anyone who thinks that Ronaldo wants to stay at...
  11. canveyshrimper

    Three Doctors talking

    An Israeli doctor said "Medicine is so far advanced in my country we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks. The German doctor says "That's nothing, we can take a lung from one person, put in another and have him looking for work within...
  12. sufc_tom

    Joke

    Just got this text... An Isreali doctor said "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another person and have him looking for work in 6 weeks!" German doctor said "That's nothing, we can take a lung from one person, put it in another person...
  13. SUFC_Al

    Poor Johnny

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_union/english/7645265.stm May 2008: Shoulder operation. Misses England tour to NZ Sep 2007: Twists ankle. Misses first game of RWC Nov 2006: Suffers kidney damage. One month on sidelines Sep 2006: Knee ligament injury. Misses autumn Tests Jan 2006: Torn...
  14. whatever happened to part 3

    the lack of response to the whereabouts to the levy brothers, makes me wonder how many of the others still follow the shrimpers. this time we looking at scruffy previously mentioned and mr kidney transplant first off scruffy, he worked at peachys in basildon, and used to do unspeakable things...
  15. lee_sufc

    Red Bush Tea

    Has anyone tried this yet? Tried some today, thought it smelt wierd but tasted pretty good. It's also supposed to be good for you too: Additional Benefits Japanese scientific research has shown intriguing beneficial effects in constipation, liver function, blood sugar levels, skin diseases...
  16. Einstein

    TV Donor Show - Right or Wrong?

    As some of you may have seen on the BBC news, there is a new "reality show" kicking off in The Netherlands tonight. From the makers of Big Brother, creators Endemol have created a "reality show" whereby a terminally ill lady will give away her kidney on television. Three contestants who...
  17. Xàbia Shrimper

    Lumberjack Thong?

    A Croatia lumberjack claims he started 'enjoying housework and knitting' after he was given a female kidney. Stjepan Lizacic, 56, from Osijek, is suing his local health authority because he says he's become a laughing stock. He says his life changed from enjoying heavy drinking sessions with...
  18. Kent Shrimper

    Col Ewe Joke

    One day, a Southend Fan was walking along the beach down the seafront and came across an odd-looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to his surprise, a Genie actually appeared. "For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes," said...
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