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  1. Uncle Leo

    People are strange

    A thread for those things we see in life that don't quite qualify for the 'happy' or 'hacked off' threads. I'll start... At lunchtime today, I strolled past the Hammersmith Apollo. Absolutely loads of folk there, many of them sitting down amid the metal barriers. Turns out people have been...
  2. Mad Cyril

    PS 4 or XBox One.

    I am buying a console for my children and access will be dictated by good behaviour and schoolwork. I haven't bought a new console since the PS2 and am torn between the PS4 (I might want to play PES, Metal Gear and Gran Turismo) and the XBox One (which seems to have much stronger parental...
  3. Nearly..RIP OZZIE....but not just yet!!!

    Just got out of hospital,spent 6 nights in intensive care,then another 7 in a normal ward. Sadly i fell 5-6 meters from a building site here in Germany,will be trouble now coz they did not have scaffold put up. I woke up on the floor,in bad pain down my right side,no one saw me fall,but heard me...
  4. yogi bear up the cagire

    Midi blog

    I see the blog section appears just to deal with football, so I've stuck mine here. Don't know whether it will interest anyone but it was good therapy, unwinding after an exhausting weekend. MIDI BLOG Today is one of the few days I can sit in front of the computer with absolutely no guilt...
  5. Pubey's DIY thread #23151

    So I'm planning to take a week off work in August to paint our house. Picked out a nice colour (Dulux Weathershield Sandstone) which is a standard waterbased masonry paint. At the back we've got a mixture of cast-iron downpipes, a PVC soil pipe and some other guttering down pipes. The previous...
  6. BoyWonder2


    I'm after a decent watch to wear with suits for weddings, parties etc but don't want to spend a fortune. Not bothered by a particular brand. Ideally a metal strap as well. Any suggestions or recommendations greatly appreciated.
  7. Nasty.....

    Looking at the NR log today as the train before me was delayed - apparently caused by a member of the public attempting suicide by trying to touch the Overhead Line with a metal pole. Of all the ways to go......:stunned:
  8. Found Metal Badge

    Today found at Adams Park a Shrimper Metal Bag let me know if you lost it
  9. Jam_Man

    9/11 true or false !

    9/11 was hardly complicated, just needed willing fanatics and a bit of flight training and money, which he had plenty of. He didnt "beat" the USA, he struck against them using what was a very lax transport system. Being shot in the head and lobbed in the ocean doesnt sound like he won.
  10. blues_r_best

    Even Bigger News than the Ipad 3

    SimCity V!
  11. callan

    Lets invade France

    Ok....plenty of reasons for invading them (see below for some, I googled off the web earlier),so who's in?....and what can you bring to the team? 1. Riots. There is nothing the French like more than a riot. Half the time it doesn’t have to be about anything particular, they just like getting...
  12. Roller Blinds

    Ok, need some domestic help from all you pros! Need to quickly replace a roller blind in our spare room. I'm happy to go and buy and trim a new rollerblind from Ikea but that involves a trek to Leeds and probably buying a new drill to put the new fixings up. The actual problem with the blind is...
  13. Metal Gear Solid HD Collection announced

    http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2011/06/konami-e3-conference-liveblog/ MGS 2, 3 & Peace Walker in HD coming in November. Shame they aren't remaking the first one but this will definitely do. Can't wait for these.
  14. jamesmut2000

    Captains Blog Part 2

    EAST ON.... I know this is supposed to be a light-hearted column so I’ll get Saturday’s defeat against Morecombe out of the way first. What can I say, we’re all gutted with the result and the way we lost the three goals in a game where we once again had most of the play. When we equalised at...
  15. Cricko

    Kulula Airline

    Kulula is an Airline with it's head office situated in Johannesburg . Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: Kulula's new paint scheme "Flying...
  16. Winkle


  17. Slipperduke

    Wembley's Awful Pitch

    90,000 seats, 2618 toilets, 26 lifts, 98 kitchens and 34 bars. Was it too much to ask for Wembley to provide just one decent playing surface? Saturday’s FA Cup semi-final was like watching naughty ten year olds playing football indoors on an untacked carpet. Every change of direction brought a...
  18. Rob Noxious

    'Raging Steve Bull' & other flick-ons ...

    Don't know if this has been done before - surprised if not. OK, your mission should you choose to accept it, is to rename a film with a footy twist. For starters, this one was inspired by the Millwall manager ... Full Metal Kenny Jackett. :D
  19. Pellegrini In A State Of Pjanic

    When Manuel Pellegrini took the reins at Real Madrid, blank cheque book in hand, I doubt very much he expected his only shot at silverware at this stage of the season would lie solely in a sprint to the finish with Barcelona... Courtesy of Miralem Pjanic, that is exactly the situation. Lyon...
  20. ldnfatso

    Only a man would attempt this!

    Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife... A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this to a forum: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest... The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was...