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military
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You know you're a squaddie when ...
Anyone who is currently serving and has served in the past should be able to identify with many of these certain 'traits'; sadly I do! You know you've been Defence institutionalised (made military) when... You use target indication to point out hot chicks. You use the term 'chicks' You...- Xàbia Shrimper
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- acronyms army bin boiled chef chop conversation cooking disposable dramas dribble eaten eating edged indication iron military money nobody officers pace patrol physically prepared properly repeated rolling shaving shirt signals steel tank voice
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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European security warnings
In view of recent terrorist activities in United Kingdom and elsewhere there has been an increase in international security levels The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon though, security...- Firestorm
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- arrogance brussels destroyed ful issued lose military pulling ran terrorist terrorists threats
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Whats Your Biggest Drink Related Problem?
Now i've met all kinds of drunks on my travels. I have friends who cant be taken anywhere when they've had a few because they tend to get violent and argumentative... you could argue the sky was green and the grass blue and theyd still defend it to the death, more than likely resulting in a...- EastStandBlue
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- bottles dru grass ive joi military severe stopped town travels
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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SZ v BDF - Preview
Dillbags CC v Whos your Daddy Dillbags CC - #5 in IV.41 (England) Managed by Top Order: strong Middle Order: proficient Lower Order: woeful Seam Bowling: competent Spin Bowling: useless Fielding: abysmal Player to watch: Badaruddin Zulqarnairn – WK and hard hitting lower order bat (SR -...- MrB
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- anderson cup daniels exquisite military prolific superb town trance whos
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- Forum: The Fantasy Sport Forum
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A Bit Of Fry & Olly
Ah, I've been waiting to do this for a long time. Just before the World Cup we happy few here at Icons.com were tasked with creating a new football podcast. We were given a little bit of budget to make a pilot episode of something that would hopefully get snapped up by a big sponsor...- Slipperduke
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- cigarettes cup foo military olly two minutes
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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SZFC Big Brother Special
SZFC Big Brother Special Line Up ORM Shags Leeboy Leopard Kev (The General) Toddy Stats Andee (Bob Cratchitt) Mr B Carter (Carter True Blue) Napster Barris Einstein Dangle (Shrimpersarmy) WK 1: All housemates get on reasonably well however by the end of the week Kev's general mincing...- Stats
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- amounts bedroom breach buffet cas ched didn downbeat dru elect eviction foo iff jobs literally military moped packing peoples ramblings roses ruled runners severe skiing threatened walls wes wilder wouldn
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Shoebury lass
Awful news Missing student police find body Julie Geeson visited the pub her twin sister left on New Year's Day Police investigating the disappearance of a student in Cambridge have confirmed that they have found a body. An area of the American Military Cemetery at Madingley has been...- Napster
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- essex military officers peoples photographs sally shoes southend wore
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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One night in Leyton
Well well well he we go people another night with a difference brought to you by MC Cocky Cockles as Young Run Master Barry the Dog.................................... It all started on dark dark night in stratford myself and my trusty side kick Barry the Dog , met our old mate from Australia...- one flew over the cockles nest
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- accountants ban behave blah bong boxed brough builder burger coins controlled dads didn didnt dives everyones exactly foo football ford grab hadn holly islamic joi ley leytonstone literally lumps military models mums pads rubbish shadow shrimpers southend stairs tacking tan taxi terror threats thrown tilly toilets town undercover wardens washing wasn whos
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Top 100 Intellectuals
No sign of SZ's Durera I'm afraid here Tariq Ali political campaigner Martin Amis novelist and critic Perry Anderson historian Karen Armstrong historian of religion Colin Blakemore neurologist and MRC chief executive Philip Bobbitt theorist of law and conflict Melvyn Bragg...- Napster
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- academic anderson ard brittan chancellor chief citizenship columnist conductor conflict conservative developmental economics gran hare hitchens hut imo ish islam ive kay literature military musician political professor rees relations religion sacks science tan theatre writer
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Invaluable advice.
Instructions apparently given to the US military. "Aim towards the enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher. "When the pin is pulled, Mr Grenade is not our friend." - US Marine Corps. "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are...- steveh1510
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- army bombing bombs journal marine military pulled qui
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- Forum: Homer's Bar