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  1. Jail the ex Nazi?

    A 93 year old ex Auschwitz soilder by the name of Oskar Groening is up on trial for accessory to 3000,000 murders as his job was to detail all the gold and belongings of the imates that were at the camp and could face up to 15 years in prison. i am in the hell yer camp but what do other zoners...
  2. londonblue

    Damilola Taylor Killer Released...Again

    What do we make of this? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-16722402 The guy has been released, broken the terms of his release, put back in prison, and now released again. He has also shown zero remorse. Should he be allowed out if he's shown no remorse? To me that's an interesting...
  3. pickledseal

    Prisoner Voting

    What do we think? I think the majority of prisoners should be allowed to vote. Yes they should be punished, but ultimately these people need rehabilitation and reintegrated. By not allowing them the vote we are further distancing them from society. It's something I've believed quite a while...
  4. Thorpe Groyney

    Dating Someone Famous

    Anyway, now all the fun of having a huge election has died down, we can get back to more normal rubbish to while away the time with. Now, last week, the more eagle-eyed of you won't have bothered noticing, I didn't log in for around 5 days or so. What I was doing, which has amazed me as much...
  5. DoDTS

    Southenders and we're proud of it.

    This my little tribute to our fathers and grandfathers etc who make us all proud to be Southenders. During the war the Southend Standard had a weekly column showing news of local men such as: EKCO EXECUTIVES LOSS – A 19½ year old man has been killed in active service, the son of an executive of...
  6. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Mr Bechtel....I salute you Sir!!

    One thing about the Aussies is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place! T. B. Bechtel, a City Councillor from Newcastle, Australia, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply...
  7. DTS

    Would you rather.....

    Had my stag weekend just gone and as usual loads of banter flying round. On the plane on the way back my mates and I were chatting about going to jail. I then asked my mate Sweaty if he would rather A) Serve a year in a mans jail or B) Serve two years in a womans jail. I personally think I...
  8. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Seven

    Chapter Seven - A Mystery Wrapped In A Riddle And Clad In A Southend United Scarf Ricey knocked once on the door of Osymandus' cottage. With a loud creak that seemed unnecessarily dramatic, it opened slowly to reveal a gloomy mess, lit only by a handful of candles scattered about the room...
  9. Slipperduke

    No Respect From Scolari

    Respect? Not at Stamford Bridge. Four wins on the bounce should be enough to cheer any manager up, but Luis Felipe Scolari still found reason to storm down the tunnel after his side's 2-0 win over Middlesbrough. It was assistant manager Ray Wilkins who was left to shake hands with the opposition...
  10. the prison system!!

    are the jails too cushy? with the prison population at record levels which is costing big money there must be an alternative. my idea, take one of the scottish islands where its in complete sticksville ie no public within 30 miles or any island in england with the same criteria. at the...
  11. Mad Cyril

    Worst job.

    What is the worst job you have ever had? After dropping out of university for a couple of years I managed to spend 18 months working at a sponge factory in Rochford. I had various duties, most of which involved unloading huge sponge blocks from lorries, collecting packaged sponges, J cloths and...
  12. Hotman

    muslim prisoners

    http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/65223/Muslim-inmates-get-new-clothes-if-dog-sniffs-cell Ridiculous. If you don't want to be sniffed by a sniffer dog, don;t do something to get yourself in prison!!
  13. DTS

    My trip to Swansea.

    After a very kind offer from Sussex Blue to drive to Swansea we agreed a meet time for the two of us and Smudger to meet. 8am at the station next to my flat was ideal for me. Decided to have a quiet night the night before but after a few beers and the fact my mates hairdresser that I have been...
  14. * ORM *

    MOONEY RETURNS !

    Oh Sorry - I must sort out my spelling.
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