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ShrimperZone 11-a-side Tournament 14th Aug 2011
Before all the teams go off for the summer break this is a date to get in your diaries for the next pre-season. This Summer once again ShrimperZone Football Club will be holding an 11 a-side tournament at Cupids in Wakering on Sunday the 14th of August. We normally end up with about 16 teams...- Cricko
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- bacon bbq cupids rate starters tinks
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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ShrimperZone 11-a-side Tournament 14th Aug 2011
Before all the teams go off for the summer break this is a date to get in your diaries for the next pre-season. This Summer once again ShrimperZone Football Club will be holding an 11 a-side tournament at Cupids in Wakering on Sunday the 14th of August. We normally end up with about 16 teams...- Cricko
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- bacon bbq cupids rate starters tinks
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Richie Foran
Would you want him judging a Miss Britain regional heat ? Miss Inverness (8th Paragraph Halfway down the article) I am surprised he was interested, i mean they're not married for starters- Firestorm
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- arter regional starter starters test
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- Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
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It could be worse. We could be Grimsby.
Now, we thought it was bad here. This taken, complete with gratutious swearing, from a Grimsby forum think almost sums up the feeling in our little corner of Essex..... but not quite ;) Now I'm as optimistic as anyone when it comes to this **** of a football club, but after this...- Lord Football
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- booze buddha ched cherry duck emotions faul hasn homosexual homosexuality introduced ish ooh qui spite starters stronger town wipe wished
- Replies: 18
- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Southend West
As mentioned on here, I'm not a great fan of Amess (see 1 and 2 for starters!). Additionally a friend of mine is running as the Labour candidate.... Tom Flynn His Blog It's his first time as candidate and has been given a relatively tough seat to contest. Only downside is he is a West Ham...- pickledseal
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- bin candidate expenses laden starters test wordpress
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- Forum: The Politics Forum
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'Raging Steve Bull' & other flick-ons ...
Don't know if this has been done before - surprised if not. OK, your mission should you choose to accept it, is to rename a film with a footy twist. For starters, this one was inspired by the Millwall manager ... Full Metal Kenny Jackett. :D- Rob Noxious
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- rename starters
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Johnson leaves Bristol City
Probably no surprise, although I don't particularly like Johnson, he's a faux Cockerny **** for starters he's a pretty decent manager. Tilly for Bristol City anyone? :unsure:- canveyshrimper
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- cocker starters
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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What would League 2 mean?
For starters would the new ground be scrapped? If we're languising in the bottom 4 does administration now make more sense if we're going down anyway? Would we lose our core of talented new young players coming through? Having said that - we could still survive the drop ;) Discuss..- SUFCFANS
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- core lose starters
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Cheryl Cole. Grrrr.
There are a million and one reasons to dislike Cheryl Cole. There’s her colour, for starters, a curious orangey glow that smacks of either too much Sunny Delight or too many quid-a-minute South Shields tanning salons. There’s her husband, the odious little skraeling who earns more money in the...- Slipperduke
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- appearing blowing bone convicted exploits faced fitting fortune fro mandela mentally money music odious overcome reserved shelter shields similar solo starters tan torrents trace worthy
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Challenge to most unpopular SZ poster....
As we all know Ldn Fasto has for about three years now been Shrimperzone most unpopular poster by a country mile..... This is for a combo of reasons....He does talk a lot of rubbish for a start, a number of hardcore posters (Cricko,Kent Shrimper and myself for starters) neg him at every chance...- DTS
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- combo fasto starters
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Pesky Lawyers Continue to Ruin Football
Next time I get a speeding or a parking fine, I'm just going to ask for it to be suspended for when I can actually afford to flush £50 down the drain. Why not? It's worked for Chelsea... Rather predictably, the court of arbitration for sport has sided with the London club, suspending their...- EastStandBlue
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- afford brussels destroyed enjoyed jet liverpool nobody speeding starters topping vita
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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White Hart Lane
I always enjoy a trip to White Hart Lane. Sure, it's in the middle of the north-east London badlands, a destination made even more remote by London Transport's fascination with shutting down the tube on match day, but there are consolations. For starters, there's the stadium itself, a hulking...- Slipperduke
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- amused anglo applauded applause army fond intimate itself liverpool lou rendition respected sammy somewhere starters stress support trap
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Digital TV
Just moved into a new house which has sky into the living room but nothing into the rest of the house and no working aerial. I know the switch over comes in 2012 so will have to adopt it at some point. Anyone installed an aerial etc themselves or is it worth getting someone to do it. I would...- Ulysses
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- aerial easier installed stalled starters
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Shrimperzone Big Brother?
Similar to the Big Brother thread for Southend players, what about having one running regarding Shrimperzone members? Or would this cause too many arguments and kick off? To limit things, only members with over say, 5-6000 posts for example, and a couple of wild card entries to include some of...- Irish_Shrimper
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- entries similar starters wild
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Don't Panic, Arsene
As dawn broke on the morning after the worst night of his career, I wonder what Arsene Wenger was doing. For some reason, I imagine him stood at the back door of his house, watching the sun rise slowly over his dew-drenched garden, sipping coffee and shaking his head pensively, wondering what...- Slipperduke
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- anfield champions ched danish daw dre drought elite emirates exactly fond fro ish models persie physical prudence schools somewhere starters stubborn supply worthy youth
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Brazil Are Crap
Ecuador 1-1 Brazil Noboa, 89 Baptista, 73 One of the eternal joys of watching South American football is the sight of those famous yellow shirts buzzing around the pitch, flicking the ball to one another as if 30 yard first time passes were the easiest thing in the world. They play as...- Slipperduke
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- blur cas ched commercials cruise customary deed homer marking melo money poorly powers presley ran san santos sneak starters struggles substitute wilder zonal
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Long Way To Go
There's a long way to go yet. After an almost flawless first year in charge, Fabio Capello was brought crashing down to earth in Seville by a breath-taking Spanish side who taught him a hard lesson in what it takes to win international honours. England kept pace with the European Champions for...- Slipperduke
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- agbonlahor ant attempted brough champions continued cos dissent eager encounter fernando floodlights fond fro ish mix moore outcomes pace pique proving rate starters targetman taught vince wasn
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Message from Irate Ian
Resignation/Suspension Under Protest, Irate Ian voluntarily suspends his public forum usage of Shrimpzone until the end of 08/09 season, following which a further decision on longer term removal will be made, dependent on the then situation on SZ, due to:- 1. Closure/deletion of Threads...- OldBlueLady
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- following fur moderation postings removal starters usage
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Clough and Ready
He didn't pick the team, he didn't give the teamtalk and he didn't mastermind the tactics, but the mere presence of new manager Nigel Clough at Pride Park seemed to inspire Derby County to an unlikely, but fully deserved victory over Manchester United. Clough may be following in his famous...- Slipperduke
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- achievements addison anderson brough caretaker champions claiming eager eva evans following gbp jury learning lifting lose lowe olly quicker rafael starters stronger trump wasn wells
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Question Fantasy Dinner Party
has this been done before? Dont care really... If you could have a dinner party, six people maximum, MUST be alive, (so no Jesus/Hitler arm wrestles after the after eights)..and preferably British. (No, I havnt gone down the Graysblue route), just wondered who people would invite and why...- Nobby Snide
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- ish palin political starters
- Replies: 83
- Forum: Homer's Bar