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  1. fbm

    Worried about internet dating?

    Cut through the lingo by reading my new blogpost, an internet dating translation guide http://sowhogetscustodyofthenectarpoints.blogspot.co.uk/
  2. yogi bear up the cagire

    Charlie hebdo

    Pour calmer le jeu après le film Innocence of muslims, Charlie annonce avant tout le monde la sortie d'Intouchables 2! Également dans le journal, les paradis fiscaux de Bernard Arnault, les religieux qui s'engagent pour le mariage homo, et la presse lèche-cul qui remplace la presse...
  3. Mohave Shrimper

    German Translation Service

    Does anyone know of a reputable translation service that doesn't cost too much? (or indeed can any zoners translate German?) and is also pretty quick. My Dad lived in Germany and passed away last year, been waiting on the probate system to work through, but yesterday I received an important...
  4. Chairman Trigg

    Question Anyone know any French??

    Found this article on the internet in French ,and pressed the translation button on google Its so much clearer now .Makes his style of football ,and the reason he came here so much clearer now FOOTBALL The English dream Bilel Mohsni 22.07.2010 Already author, a year ago, noticed a...
  5. Anybody speak spanish?

    I'm looking at getting a tattoo done in spanish going down the inside of my arm and have been looking around trying to translate the following: love and courage conquer fear This is what I have come up with so far: el amor y el valor conquistar el miedo el amor y el valor conquistan el...
  6. CC51DAS

    Teach yourself Hungarian - Lesson 1

    Here's a choice phrase to learn before Saturday ... KHOORVA ANYAT Don't worry about the translation - it wouldn't pass the filter anyway ! Just learn it and practice it so that you can shout it out everytime that Hungarian Mothersucker goes anywhere near the ball . I promise you...
  7. Napster

    Top 50 film endings

    Thoughts? 50. The Blair Witch Project (1999) - The movie isn't particularly scary... at least until the last two minutes, which take the tension level from 10 to 100 at an exponential pace. The final seconds -- wherein a member of the cast is spotted, back turned and facing a corner, as an...
  8. Matt the Shrimp

    Any Norwegian Shrimpers out there?

    Well, someone found this... Aftenposten, Oslo... I particularly like the fact that he has been referred to as "Frédérico Eastwood" - is this the influence of Che ¡Hasta la victoria siempre! Wilson, I wonder... Anyhow, since I speak only two words of Norwegian (*), I can't make head nor...
  9. canada shrimper

    lets's help Seth

    With Seth leaving these North American shores very soon i think it only fair we give him some of the english translation.the most common one is "a fag".This Seth, is a cigarette and not a gay person.When you are in Essex,if a girl asks you if you wanna buy her a drink?this translates...