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  1. Supporting Southend

    As a kid growing up I found myself supporting Arsenal. Watching them lift the Cup Winners Cup started this short love affair with a big gun. At this time I had never even heard of Southend United. Even tho my grandad supported them he never spoke of the mighty blues, having supported them...
  2. Harold Bishop Killer

    50 Things To Do In A Lift

    1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, all of you just shut UP!' 4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small...
  3. TrueBlue

    Showaddywaddy Crew Crewe trip report!!!

    Crewe vs SUFC - 6 HOURS TO CREWE Apologies for the lateness of this report, unfortunately my laptop decided to pack up at the most inconvenient time possible. There may be bits missed out because I have forgotten some details but here’s the report anyway as per usual (albeit a little late) of...
  4. Winkle

    Evening classes for the lads!

    Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by June 29th 2008 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by...
  5. TrueBlue

    Showaddywaddy Crew Swindon Weekend Trip Review

    Tuesday, March 25, 2008 Swindon vs SUFC (weekend) After the infamous trip to Cheltenham, the Showaddywaddy were back in business for the Easter Monday trip to Swindon. Having made the decision to have a night out on the Sunday (with the inclusion of the missus aswell) we left Southend on...
  6. DTS

    SZ Careers Advice Centre.

    Right, Last few months has been a really hard time to be a mortgage broker. The whole market has been flipped upside down and people that we could mortgage six months ago we cant even think about now. I cant knock the job really as its good income and basically I spend my whole day talking...
  7. All New Line Up!

    It's true! Matt Harrold goes to centre back next to Black. Ok, okay stop yelling! :hilarious: Up front would be Adam & Collis. Yes, yes I know - I haven't forgot the GK - it's Gower, no, no you'll see!?! It will all make sense! :minger: Flavs on the left wing because he kicks it out there...
  8. All New Line Up!

    It's true! Matt Harrold goes to centre back next to Black. Ok, okay stop yelling! :hilarious: Up front would be Adam & Collis. Yes, yes I know - I haven't forgot the GK - it's Gower, no, no you'll see!?! It will all make sense! :minger: Flavs on the left wing because he kicks it out...
  9. Interpol Shrimper

    UK chooses 'most ludicrous laws' - from BBC News

    A little-known law which prohibits people dying while in the Houses of Parliament has been voted the UK's most ludicrous piece of legislation. Another law which states it is treason to use a postage stamp upside down was placed in second place by those polled by UKTV Gold. The most absurd...
  10. chadded

    Help

    somehow, the screen on my laptop is upside down- anyone know how the **** i can get iot back to normal? Plenty of Pos Rp will be going your way.
  11. Shrimp_Stu

    Writing a Blog

    Can anyone point me in the right direction of an easy to use, free blog site. I want to start writing a blog about my wife :angel: and her fight against Acute Myeloid Leukaemia - she has just finished her first course of Chemotherapy in Barts Hospital and I wanted to start a blog to update...
  12. Sunderland Away - The Shrimper Truth

    The Shrimpr Truth - Sunderland away - Hundreds of Shrimpers made the long, arduous and expensive journey into one of the most historic traditional football heartlands and from before the kick-off in the beautiful Stadium of Light the pride and passion of Southend United FC was truly...
  13. Genie cards

    Right, im normally quite good at mobile phones and the like, but have been wondering if anyone here as got a genie card and if so how much/where they got it from? At the moment im on pay as you go vodafone with the free weekend texts if you spent 2.50 in the weekdays. However i spend way too...
  14. Uncle Leo

    FA Cup 4th round draw

    Thought I'd start a thread now to see if we can avoid five separate threads on the subject when the draw is made shortly
  15. Help Needed!

    Here - come on guys, this is important!
  16. Shrimper2thecore

    Leeds United

    I know this is not exactly SUFC related, but it certainly impacts us. Leeds United have admitted that they named 6 loan signings against Burnley, with a league limit of 5, so they have broken FA rules!! Does anyone know whatthe punishment is meant to be? Points deduction anyone?
  17. DTS

    One missing for Spurs game already

    Zokora Despite being right in the middle of the Tottenham Riots Mark II George Botang gets his red card recinded. On the plus side Zakora does not and is banned for our game. DtS
  18. Relax

    So another defeat and now we sit seven points off safety. Looks like our fears are coming true and we wont have a repeat of such a glorious albeit lucky season as we did last year! The club has gone past all expectations over the past few seasons and perhaps now its time to just enjoy the...
  19. Spikey Shrimper

    I had a dream last night.....

    ....that we beat Spurs 2 - 1 with Freddie getting the first goal! Must be good odds on that! Also dreamt that Celtic made a £3.5m offer for Freddie! Realistic offer? Realistic destination?
  20. Untypical Dolphin

    (Yes the cap should be red, but my scanner is crap... )
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