All New Line Up!

[dashman]

It's true!

Matt Harrold goes to centre back next to Black. Ok, okay stop yelling! :hilarious:

Up front would be Adam & Collis. Yes, yes I know - I haven't forgot the GK - it's Gower, no, no you'll see!?! It will all make sense! :minger:

Flavs on the left wing because he kicks it out there mostly next to Pete Clarke, playing PC midfield to scare them, yeah that'll work. :eek:

Mulgrew best go midfield too so he has room to turn both ways (lol!) with the ball, then turn again, twist, then turn, twist, turn again - jeeez you get the picture. :confused:

So now, I don't want those twins to spoil things, thus bailey & McCormack go corner backs. I've decided they should fight it out for the right back postion, hmmm cage fight maybe! :thump:
Only problem is the right winger as whoever wins the fight will be running over this winger and barking at them all the time! Maher? No too cruel lol! Any new player/loanee would run for cover?! Hmm, Barney then as he could call Bam-Bam for back up! :thump:

MacDonald has the programmes with Grant at the corner flags to please the chairman just in case of a 4th down and long scenario lol!

Game of two halves has it's flaws; Franco can play anywhere on the field, hmm best to put him on the bench then! Moussa has the oranges so he's sorted. Che hangs upside down like a bat in the nets, oh it's therapy ok?! Oh, and Hunt, well he's the sweeper - in the piggin car park!

Come now, you really didn't believe the 'It's True' at the start did you?!!! Form a poll someone lmao!

Dash

 

[ldnfatso]

Silly question this but are you pi$$ed?:thump: :thump:

 

[Irish_Shrimper]

 

[TBV_Dan]

THIS IS THE WEIRDEST THREAD'S I HAVE EVER READ ON SHRIMPERZONE!!!




What the flipping heck are you on?!

 

[sufc_tom]

So show us the line up as I'm just as confused as everyone else. And I agree with Idnfatso

 

[TBV_Dan]

Silly question this but are you pi$$ed?:thump: :thump:

He has got to be pi$$ed mate, what other idiot whould write such cr@p?!

 

[McNasty]

Perhaps Mr Dash was tired when he posted this, the same thread appeared on several forums.

 

[TBV_Dan]

Perhaps Mr Dash was tired when he posted this, the same thread appeared on several forums.

Okay then, Pi$$ed and tired!!!

 

[dashman]

BTW,

I wasn't drunk, but surreal humour evades us sometimes.

If I got red for this, think about those banned eh!?

Laughing at you all (as usual),

Dash

 

[Lozzeh]

Hate to break it to you mate, half them players have gone.

 

[A Century United]

Can't believe how much red Dash got for that. Weird, surreal, off the wall but worthy of Red? I thought it was quite creatively funny. Give your sense of humour a service and oil change and save your red for the real crap and abuse folks!

:chill: :thump: :p

 

[dashman]

Can't believe how much red Dash got for that. Weird, surreal, off the wall but worthy of Red? I thought it was quite creatively funny. Give your sense of humour a service and oil change and save your red for the real crap and abuse folks!

:chill: :thump: :p

My point put well - thank you sir!

Does make you wonder.......

Dash

 

[dashman]

Ayrshi*e blue just gave me red as well - surpassed yourself in ignorance have you!?!

Sounds like it!!!!

Dash