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  1. RHB

    Dash Cams

    I saw some horrendous examples of bad driving on BBC this morning courtesy of footage from dash cams. I must admit I hadn't given the need for one too much thought, but then again there have been occasions recently when a dash cam may have been very useful in the RHB car. I now know that some...
  2. RobM

    Dash cam

    Mornin' all, looking to buy a dash cam. No idea what to look for, prices seem to go from £15 to hundreds! I'd like one with motion detector as well, as a sort of CCTV (somebody keeps chucking rubbish in my garden!) Any recommendations welcome (Apart from 'get a bigger fence'!).
  3. Cricko

    Get a free council house for coming off benefits

    WTF is this all about....Honestly the government are losing the plot IMO. http://www.24dash.com/news/central_government/2015-02-12-Sector-speechless-after-Tory-plan-to-give-away-millions-of-social-homes
  4. Addictive game

    http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/ Currently generating 9 cookies per second. let's see where I end up at the end of the day!
  5. Doughnut Dash - in aid of Kidney Research UK

    5 kilometres, 5 doughnuts – Have you got what it takes? The Challenge To run 5k, stopping to consume a whole ring doughnut at every kilometer (5 doughnuts in total!). Each doughnut has to be eaten before continuing with the run, so no eating while running. On completion of each doughnut, you...
  6. A word or two of caution for the festive season

    All employees planning to dash through the snow in a one horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are advised that a Risk Assessment will be required addressing the safety of an open sleigh for members of the public. This assessment must also consider whether it is...
  7. Question half time penalties

    i will be a very proud man on saturday when my 7 year old will be on the pitch with her southend top taking penalties as part of the change4life day...im a season ticket holder in the west but has anyone here had their nippers do this....are the kids and parents seated in the east stand during...
  8. pickledseal

    Breaking News Southend United FC Team to visit Garon Park - Thursday 5th August

    Thought some of you may be interested.....
  9. Slipperduke

    Fascinating Scousers

    I owe Rafa Benitez one. The weekend before last, an hour before I walked down the aisle, my Best Man decided that my nerves should be on public display for the entertainment of others and walked me into a pub first. He needn't have bothered. The public were already getting all the entertainment...
  10. Slipperduke

    City Must Be Patient

    There's no doubt about the identity of this weekend's biggest fixture, is there? It is, as we have said many times already this campaign, 'a big weekend for Rafa Benitez'. Mind you, it's an even bigger one for Mark Hughes. After splashing more money than Victoria Beckham and Coleen Rooney...
  11. Winkle

    Partners car habits?

    Hi everyone....its been a while!! Just thought I would throw this one into the ring about my other halfs driving. I have noticed recently how distracted she gets to the point were I am almost terrifeid by her lack of fundemantal car protocol...let me explain. Ajusting rear veiw mirror to check...
  12. Hotman

    miss england uk

    what a fix, the winner is as ropey as **** and this was the competition http://www.missengland.info/finalists absolute joke
  13. Slipperduke

    Transfer Deadline Day, bit by bit.

    Transfer deadline day is one of the most exciting of the season and, with the window slamming shut right on our deadline, you're not going to miss a thing. We told Iain Macintosh to set his alarm clock early, power up his Blackberry, stay tuned to the news and scour the internet for rumours...
  14. Police Speed Guns

    Was admitadly a wee bit of the speed limit down Pritterwell chase just now like maybe a few mph......notice a police car sitting in the driving test center and slowed down....as i went past him with his laser gun I looked at my dash and it said 31/32ish mph........how far up the road do they...
  15. Girls wearing football shirts.....?!

    No gender war here, so please do not start one. Sorry background first; My kids are following fans (STH's) of Southend as am I. There mother is fine with it, we are responsible parents whom address certain issues that a child may enquire about hopefully before anything arises (usually the...
  16. So are you teased yet!?! (New strip)

    Oh yeah, wow, whoo let's get motivated people! I am cynical and a tad sarcastic on this topic, thus - apologies. BUT - Should we form a poll to find out whom has got their double sided sticky tape out and has cut out (with adult help for the scissors!) the 'snippets' of the new kit to make...
  17. Job or Househusband....?

    Difficult personal dilemma. I feel I need to support my clan by getting a job, food on table etc. ST's on the credit card already! Mortgage to pay but missus covering things at present. However I really enjoy being around them and doing those chores about the house that all fathers know...
  18. Winkle

    18 + NSFW Tantric s£x!

    I was flicking threw the channels last night and started watching a programme called " sextera on sky. It was basically about things a bit risky, and there was this english guy on there who had been to India and studied "tantric sex". He had regular customers who would visit him and he would...
  19. Fossett catering should be done by.....?

    I feel that the Fossett Farm catering should be done by COSTCO. Any other ideas? I think fast food chains are exempt etc, Dash
  20. SUFC away game expectations........

    Now here's a thought on away games...... With the Soton game 2006/7 & the Donny game 2007/8 seasons; I wonder how long it will be before we here this from some home team fans on our forum.....?! 'After hearing so many great things about the Southend fans away support I was surprised to see...