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Xàbia Shrimper

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I must make some comment on the hysterically stewarding experienced at Roots Hall last Saturday during the Spanish Shrimpers annual visit to the UK. The main view is from our position in the East Stand (first half East Greens [before some old fart made a comment about day-tripping, I kid ye not] and the second half spent standing at the back of the East Blacks).

Not five minutes had passed before 'Jobsworth in White Jacket' stomped angrily up the stairs in the East Blacks and gesticulated wildly at the half dozen or so people who were daring to stand in the cramped back row of the stand. Gesticulations were quickly replaced with "scary stare" which lasted another three or four minutes before the lads eventually complied. The next target for 'Jobsworth in White Jacket' were the people who were daring to stand in the cramped rear row of the East Greens. It appeared he met his match as he confronted 50 or so people, most of whom ignored his wild gesticulations and 'scary stare' which resulted in 'Jobsworth in White Jacket' speaking excitedly into the collar of his jacket before storming off in a sulk towards the Far Post Bar.

Minutes later, a half dozen or so 'Terribly Important Technical Stewards' (or T.I.T.S for short) made a valient attempt to force the surprisingly numerous and noisy Franchise FC followers to sit but were confronted by a hearty rendition of the "Stand Up ..." song which resulted in the T.I.T.S beating a hasty retreat.

Having read reports from afar about the stewarding at places such as Nottingham Forest and Swindon Town, I can see why some fans are getting somewhat shirty with the T.I.T.S at Roots Hall. Their attempts to get the away contingent to remain seated were somewhat half-hearted compared to the sort of intimidation experienced by sections of the home support - I heard other stories about the antics of the T.I.T.S from other parts of the ground - and I can understand the frustrations.

On a happier note: the club shop and ticket office were great and I (along with Napster, Leeboy and Beaver) bumped into Trevor Brooking under the East Stand.

WS
Jávea, Spain
 
the TITS were in full effect again tonight Mike, a few guys from the East Greens wee removed and then someone stod upto them and disapeared and then wave after wave of TITS started piling up the East Green stairs from pitchside. Did anyone have a better view?
 
Allegedly there were 4,000 texts received from the club on Saturday afternoon about a tanned day-tripper in the East.

I sent 3,999 of them. Not sure who sent the other one but I have my suspicions.
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Trevor Brooking? Trevor f%&king Brooking? You had the pleasure of meeting 'The Grim', and you bang on about Trevor f%&king Brooking?

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Anyway, nice to chat.

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Speaking to a security guard in the west who wasn't built for sprinting but still had to because of you chavy little scumbags in the East Greens can't sit down, said some guy of about 55 was ripping his shirt off and giving it large at the back of the Greens. Now call me cynical but isn't that what many of you on here have been moaning about of the West Stand?

**engages smug mode**
 
No Chavs in the East (apart from Scott)
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I think you will find the West is home to all the chavs!

And if Mike had been ripping his shirt off, I would have escorted him out the ground myself! There were kids there for crying out loud!!!!

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Quote[/b] (Its grim up north! @ Dec. 06 2005,22:52)]No Chavs in the East (apart from Scott)  
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  I think you will find the West is home to all the chavs!

And if Mike had been ripping his shirt off, I would have escorted him out the ground myself! There were kids there for crying out loud!!!!

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Two points of order there.

1) Mike doesn't look a day over 52

2) I can't think of another point.

But more police in your bit tonight so ner!!!

**sips beer even more smugly with satisfied grin**
 
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Quote[/b] (Its grim up north! @ Dec. 06 2005,23:04)]Whatever! Do I look bovered?

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**adjusts Argos gold watch and lights up another Benson**
Now your just being silly, bit chavy really.

**sips another beer in the realisation that I have tomorrow off and you probably don't while still grinning smugly and thinking I might be suffering a stroke**
 
Quite simply Mike, the people responsible for the security and stewarding at Roots Hall are incompetent and brain dead fools.

No level of common sense when it comes to alienating their customers enforcing silly petty rules using 'over enthusiastic' methods whilst not having the balls to do the same with away fans.

I'd suggest they should look for alternative employment but sadly too small a brain and too big a criminal record mean that for most of them this would prove impossible - so it appears we are stuck with them!
 
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Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ Dec. 08 2005,20:29)]No level of common sense when it comes to alienating their customers enforcing silly petty rules using 'over enthusiastic' methods whilst not having the balls to do the same with away fans.
Ah!  The SUS (South Upper Scenario) where on Saturday you were told that you'd be thrown out if you stopped outside the SW corner toliet to wait until the ball went out of play, with no intention at all of spending the entire game standing there.  Let's face it the way we're playing at the moment, & for much much more than £300 per season, if Captain Crab finally passes to one of our own players you don't want to miss it by being in the khazi.!  
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Of course the same applied on the way back out "you can't stand there" etc etc.  So various calls & texts were made advising the club that the away fans could clearly been seen standing and were they going to do anything about it.

We all know that nothing ever happens but the security men who spoke to me said
1. They'd asked the away fans to sit, but they'd ignored them.
2. As there were only 6 of them on Saturday that's all they could do.
3. The club had been visited by the FA for the previous 2 games and they had complained about the number of home fans standing.  Obviously they failed to spot the 1500 Swansea fans standing a few weeks before.
4. The FA therefore basically only looked at home fans as an issue, so they didn't bother about the away fans which they agreed meant we we being treated differently & more harshly than the hostile mob of rampaging MK Dons.  Let's face it we've all known that for years.
5. It was also agreed that the idea of threatening people with ejection for loitering for a couple of minutes to wait for a break in play was highly OTT & would do nothing to make their job easier.

As usual a message to the club has been given the standard "will be looked into" reply, so I'd expect more of the same in all areas on Saturday.
 
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