Do you think gynecologist get a lot of action?

[DTS]

Just been talking with my mate Ben in the office about a career change. Not that either of us are looking but we were saying it would be nice to do a job you enjoyed rather than a job purley for the money.

Mortgage Broking is fine and good money but dosent really get my juices flowing. I said if money was no object I would love to do a more rewarding job such as my mate who is a teacher and seems to really influence peoples lives.

My mate said he wished he did a job where you got to see a bit more action such as holiday rep or DJ. I then said or Gynecologist ?

This started a debate between us if Gynecologist's actually see any action from there customers or not. I dont mean in the office as such but with after dates etc etc.

Yours thoughts please?

DtS

 

[Napster]

Nope, not at all.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

I'd guess their average client would be a 40 year old who has had two kids.

 

[Shrimpersarmy]

I recon they don't get any action

 

[Jam_Man]

And if you work in a chocolate factory 35 hours a week would you want to eat chocolate when you got home ?

 

[davewebbsbrain]

I can't see gynaecology being that much of a good career move, youd end up feeling a c**t most of the time!!:confused:

 

[South Bank Hank]

The phrase "you must take the rough with the smooth" will never find a more suitable home than when it is applied to Gynaecology.

I'm sure the field requires a very special type of person, as a profession more likely to negate one's sexual urges than improve one's sex life.

No, no, no and again... no.

 

[Stats]

And if you work in a chocolate factory 35 hours a week would you want to eat chocolate when you got home ?

:hilarious:

That is surely quote of the day!!

 

[Uncle Leo]

You've plumbed the depths here Dave. Fresh material needed I reckon!

 

[DTS]

You've plumbed the depths here Dave. Fresh material needed I reckon!

Sorry mate - It does become tough to come up with a new poll week in week out. :(

 

[Uncle Leo]

Sorry mate - It does become tough to come up with a new poll week in week out. :(

We've got faith in you Dave. I'm sure there'll be another corker on Friday :)

 

[DTS]

We've got faith in you Dave. I'm sure there'll be another corker on Friday :)

I am hoping for inspiration tonight s the single lads and I hit town looking for women. I am sure we can get a result on the only night a yeah when everyone out is bound to be single. :birthday:

 

[Uncle Leo]

I am hoping for inspiration tonight s the single lads and I hit town looking for women. I am sure we can get a result on the only night a yeah when everyone out is bound to be single. :birthday:

*wistful look* ah, the happy days of going out with the boys on Valentine's Night. I'll have a lovely time with the housemate of course, but used to have some cracking Feb 14ths out on the shark for the single ladies :hilarious:

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

the housemate

So what will your new nickname for her be when she gets that wedding ring UxS?

 

[Stats]

Surely will be promoted to room mate?

 

[Napster]

ps if Firestorm's a gynaecologist, I'm Jeremy Paxman

 

[Uncle Leo]

So what will your new nickname for her be when she gets that wedding ring UxS?

Hmm, good point. Will have to put my thinking cap on. SWMBO - She Who Must Be Obeyed is a possible. Verbally, I think I'll just mimic Papa Lazarou from The League of Gentlemen (see my avatar) and say 'YOU'RE MY WIFE NOOOOOW'

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Hmm, good point. Will have to put my thinking cap on. SWMBO - She Who Must Be Obeyed is a possible. Verbally, I think I'll just mimic Papa Lazarou from The League of Gentlemen (see my avatar) and say 'YOU'RE MY WIFE NOOOOOW'

Yep, don't think she'll respond to DAAAAVVVE

If you added "indefintely" to your first idea, she could be a SWIMBO ? ? ?

 

[Leeboy]

how about 'Soulmate' ? Altogether now....aaahhhhhh

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

how about 'Soulmate' ? Altogether now....aaahhhhhh

Good grief, someone give Leeboy a slap...

:hilarious:

Only kiddin' mate, you soppy b'stard.

:p