eHarmony

[Thorpe Groyney]

I was chatting to my old mate Ritchie the other day. It's not his actual name but he bears an uncanny resemblence to Ritchie Rich from Bottom. Anyway, he's not exactly a babe magnet, so he's been trying out dating websites. This is, in his exact words, what happened when he tried eHarmony:

"I was curious what it would come up with and was hoping I might get some fit bird, but I've just spent 20 minutes filling in the questionaire only to be told that I'm incompatible with everyone."

After my giggling had died down a bit, I promised I would apply just to see if it was them or him that had the problem. I'm afraid it's eHarmony that has the problem, the humourless gits ....




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[davewebbsbrain]

Old, but still a bit funny ( I mean the joke, not you)

 

[DTS]

Are you still belting the mystery celeb Groyney?

 

[John Cena]

Are you still belting the mystery celeb Groyney?

Yer come on spill the beans who is it.

 

[Thorpe Groyney]

A couple of years ago I learned a very painful lesson about confiding in people I thought I could trust with matters like this. For that reason alone things will be kept a little closer to my chest.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

A couple of years ago I learned a very painful lesson about confiding in people I thought I could trust with matters like this. For that reason alone things will be kept a little closer to my chest.

She's had her fun & dumped you then?

 

[Thorpe Groyney]

That's poor bait, even by your standards! You've even fallen behind Wiggy in the fishing stakes!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

That's poor bait, even by your standards! You've even fallen behind Wiggy in the fishing stakes!

Sorry, best I could hope for on a Sunday morning.
So, remind me of who the young lady in question isn't? :p

 

[Thorpe Groyney]

Sorry, no can do, already had to ask for one rather unsavoury comment by another poster removed on this thread. I'm all for banter, rational and irrational debate, but plain disgustiung personal remarks is a step too far. Sorry, will no say no more in this forum.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Sorry, no can do, already had to ask for one rather unsavoury comment by another poster removed on this thread. I'm all for banter, rational and irrational debate, but plain disgustiung personal remarks is a step too far. Sorry, will no say no more in this forum.

Yes, I saw your complaint & the subsequent deletion.
I was only hoping for banter, can't remember if I guessed was it Martine McCutcheon?
Anyway, it's your thread, do you want me to now lock it?

 

[John Cena]

Sorry, no can do, already had to ask for one rather unsavoury comment by another poster removed on this thread. I'm all for banter, rational and irrational debate, but plain disgustiung personal remarks is a step too far. Sorry, will no say no more in this forum.

You can confide in me sir, I will not say a thing. Send me a PM.