Handles for Double Glazed Bathroom Windows

[callan]

Screws, nails, all the same thing!!

It has a cross in the head of it to screw it in :D

Erm...not really...If asked I Mrs C for a nail she would look confused, If I asked for a screw she would know exactly what I meant.

 

[Cricko2]

Bl00dy cheek! I can suggest something you could leave in the oven for him!

Always reminds me of a story Sam ..When the husband cheated on the wife.....She left him but sowed Kippers or something similar into the curtains.....He could never understand the smell.....Anyway he put the house on the market...People came,,but nobody offered anything because of the smell..The wife started to pressurise her Husband into selling as she wanted to move on ...Still Nosale ......So she offered him a buyout cheaper to help him sell it ..He Accepted this low Offer from his soon to be Ex wife....And moved ......

The Funny thing is one of the things he took with him were the CURTAINS.

Here endeth Another " Curtain Story":D

 

[Cheltenham Shrimper]

Always reminds me of a story Sam ..When the husband cheated on the wife.....She left him but sowed Kippers or something similar into the curtains.....He could never understand the smell.....Anyway he put the house on the market...People came,,but nobody offered anything because of the smell..The wife started to pressurise her Husband into selling as she wanted to move on ...Still Nosale ......So she offered him a buyout cheaper to help him sell it ..He Accepted this low Offer from his soon to be Ex wife....And moved ......

The Funny thing is one of the things he took with him were the CURTAINS.

Here endeth Another " Curtain Story":D

Oh dear.... :D

 

[Pubey]

hahahaha.. good one cricko

we did that on 'muck up day' at school... stuck fish behind lockers, in the suspended ceilings and behind radiators... the smell was unreal

 

[canveyshrimper]

Always reminds me of a story Sam ..When the husband cheated on the wife.....She left him but sowed Kippers or something similar into the curtains.....He could never understand the smell.....Anyway he put the house on the market...People came,,but nobody offered anything because of the smell..The wife started to pressurise her Husband into selling as she wanted to move on ...Still Nosale ......So she offered him a buyout cheaper to help him sell it ..He Accepted this low Offer from his soon to be Ex wife....And moved ......

The Funny thing is one of the things he took with him were the CURTAINS.

Here endeth Another " Curtain Story":D

Obviously he suffered a net loss on the deal.

 

[Cheltenham Shrimper]

That reminds me, have to get a new pair of curtains as well :D

 

[TrueBlue]

Can I wipe my manhood on your Curtains its a sure way to make a woman moan!!!

 

[Cheltenham Shrimper]

Can I wipe my manhood on your Curtains its a sure way to make a woman moan!!!

Christ, what type of women have you been with in the past then?!

Tell you to F Off more like...

 

[TrueBlue]

Christ, what type of women have you been with in the past then?!

Tell you to F Off more like...

lol

you love it really Hills

seriously will have to go out for a drink soon and catch up

 

[Cricko2]

That reminds me, have to get a new pair of curtains as well :D

I have an old Beige pair with Brown stripes you can have Hils:p

 

[TrueBlue]

I have an old Beige pair with Brown stripes you can have Hils:p

NO NO NO thats your dressing gown Peter

 

[RobM]

You'll go blinds!

 

[Cheltenham Shrimper]

Well, I bought some glue stuff for metal. Put it on the handle to stick the 2 bits together, so we duct taped it so it would set. Just hope when we take the tape off, it dont pull it off :D

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Definately screws.

So not nails then?!

:hilarious:

Monkey tennis!!

 

[Cheltenham Shrimper]

Latest update, Landlord limped round last night (He's broke his leg) and had a look at the window. Turns out because the window is so stiff, he's considering getting a new window in anyway because it wont shut properly. He was fine about the whole thing, and I wont be deducted any of my deposit.

Result :D

 

[Cricko2]

Phewwwwww! That's a relief Hils ...I hardly slept at all last night with worry ..:p

 

[Flinty]

what about the nails?

 

[Cheltenham Shrimper]

what about the nails?

They'll be going as well :D

 

[TrueBlue]

So your not getting a screw then Hills?