It made me giggle anyway ...

[BLUEBLOOD]

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.

First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade.

Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts .. He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do?

Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything.
He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.

He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lions cage because lions eat anything.

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to the other lions and says "What's the food like here?"

The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees."



I’ll get my coat…………………

 

[MK Shrimper]

You are

and I claim my £5

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

You are

and I claim my £5

:D .. unfortunately i have to spread the green around before you get it again mate

 

[canveyshrimper]

:D .. unfortunately i have to spread the green around before you get it again mate

Apart from the hat that's a stunning resemblance. :p

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

Apart from the hat that's a stunning resemblance. :p

Cheeky ****






















though undeniably true :'(

 

[sufc_tom]

This isn't a joke, but when I went to C*lchester Zoo (not Layer Road!) we were at the Turtle enc (really exciting(!)) then all of a sudden there is a massive bang I turn around and the guy who was cleaning out the enc. slipped over the wet rocks. I nearly p*ssed myself laughing while he tried his best to not look annoyed that some boy in his SUFC was laughing at him and carried on :D:D

 

[SUBBlue]

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.

First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade.

Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts .. He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do?

Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything.
He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.

He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lions cage because lions eat anything.

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to the other lions and says "What's the food like here?"

The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees."



I’ll get my coat…………………

Jesus Lee, quiet day at work by any chance?
The things you do to get your post count up...